living monogram

I remember my mom changing her pads/tampons when I was a kid. I don’t know how kids wouldn’t see this at some point. Like, I remember as a small child, Mom would just corral us into a bathroom stall with her so she could keep an eye on us and we could all do our business (we were still needing our butts wiped, as I…

The Queen was beheaded. Be nice.

It’s okay, you aren’t aware, but Queen of France is a Cyclitarian and that was their standard blessing.

Yes, already fixed. It’ll appear corrected in a moment. I’m not an idiot, I just start work very early in the morning. Thanks for the correction, and sorry about that.

But can I still be your pretend friend?

I’ve peed pretty much everywhere. I can’t remember a specific sink, but I’m sure that’s happened. I pee regularly in my backyard when I’m sitting outside with my computer and a beer. Ain’t no reason to get up and go all the way inside. (Sorry neighbors.)

Yeah, a lot of times when I’m hungover and need to vom, I do it in the kitchen sink. Looking at the inside of a toilet can make me even sicker, because there’s always a little mold that you didn’t get, etc. Besides, I have a garbage disposal. I DO WHAT I WANT

If you can sit on a counter, you can pee in a sink.

Of course he used 4chan. Of course.

Let’s keep the shooter unnamed. Not unidentified, but unnamed in the media once they do catch him. There’s no reason to give that individual publicity.

Blame the new dance brackets for these excesses: unless you get a date for the semi-formals, you can’t advance to the formals.

The Stark girls have never looked less pleased.

I didn’t go to my prom. That was 20 years ago and I’ve never regretted it.

Instead of going to prom, me and my nerd friends sat around and played games at home.

This is not the insightful sort of commentary I would expect from someone called bonertownelementary.

Oh you know that asshole has a monogrammed thermos.

I am allergic to red and Mars is red. I'm allergic to Mars!

I would love some croutons with this word salad, but I am allergic to crunchy.

Wow! You have commenters coming here to define a word whose meaning you did not ask to have defined! Dunno if they're men, but they got that mansplainin' down to a T!