The first time I saw LA Jesus I almost crashed my car. If Jared Leto had been there that story would have one less word.

My Italian grandmother beat me with a wooden spoon. I wouldn't mind seeing that happen to a couple of obnoxious Republican legislators.

Redistributing the wealth one 10-dollar-bill-in-a-birthday-card at a time.

Don't troll up my joke, brah. Go on. Git.

You don't need to worry about No.3. That has to be invoked by an Act of Parliament and it was really only put there in case of a Sarah Palin situation.

I, for one, welcome the impact cookies may have on our foreign policy.

Donnie was in NKOTB. Mark was briefly pre-release but was ousted, he was thought to be too young. Jordan and Jonathan Knight made up 2/5 of the group. Danny was the not as popular "sporty" one.

Story of my life (your story being my wife's story, of course).

I hope your day goes better with that off your chest!

My bf is a furnace and bed hog. He says it's because he wants to be close to me so I don't have the heart to tell him to enjoy the other 80% of open frontier on the bed. There are also two cats who prefer take up a good portion of my leg room. So poor over-cuddled me sleeps in a tiny wedge with frequent acne breakouts…

Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one with this problem! My boyfriend always calls me a "furnace" too!

I love this visual.

My relationship as well! I describe myself as having the resting body temp of the sun. I still try to sleep on my partner and I have a small dog that loves sleeping with me. I'm amazed she hasn't suffocated.

My partner complains that I make him too hot, then gets mad when I try to warm up my "ice hands" or my "cold and soggy feet" on him. You can't have it both ways, dude!

Bwahahaha, this is us too. I've told my husband that he's stealing my heat, and that's why I'm always so cold.

Wow, this is exactly what happens every night. So glad I'm not the only one.

It's REALLY weird to worry about a strangers clothes or hair.

And this is why I have no patience with most "stylists." Who the hell gets to decide the Universal Rules Of How Long Your Hair Is Allowed To Be?

OMG. I was raised by my dad and when I was like.. 9.. I called into our local radio station (ALL BY MYSELF!) on Mother's Day to tell them that my dad was the best mom in the world. I said, "He's my Mr. Mom." Apparently the cuteness was unbearable and I was put on the air. My dad heard it on his way to work and just…

I don't wear jammies when I fly and I still want to tell Jessica Beil to shut up. Go sit and first class and mind your business, Jessica!