Seriously, I did the same thing but on a campus twice the size, in the Midwest. Also, what is this “field day” that people keep referring to, as if I’m supposed to know? Are there specific games involved?

Excellent! Thank you so much!

Am I having a profound brain fart? I just read the article twice and can’t quite understand what Derby Days is. So, people in the Greek system raise money for charity (is there like a sigma chi charitable giving office? Is it for a specific charity? Does it vary by school?) by asking the sororities to...do what,…

Hey, yes, that's right! That's absolutely right!

Sundays are a bright, grassy green, and taste warm, sort of like a very plain bechamel. I don’t have any purple days, but Cambezola does, in fact, taste purple. It’s a very gray purple, though, probably not what Pinkham was going for.

I've been known to throw a cute cardigan over it to run to the store.

Maybe...? I packed on 20 pounds in the last two weeks (ffs, body, wtf?) and it still fits great. The model is ridiculously tall and thin; I’m short and pretty dumpy with giant self-supporting boobs and it looks fine (partner says great) and it’s for inside comfy times, so...

It usually is. ;) but seriously, i got it during a sale for forty-odd bucks.

Nope, in keeping with the rest of my life, no one even mentioned it. I hate feeling like, because of weird brain chemicals, I can’t really talk about three quarters of my life. No one wants the answer to “What’d you do this week” to be, “I figured out a new strategy so now I can go outside by myself during the day!”…

I still have four inches of play left in the straps after letting them out enough for the waist to fall to the bottom of my natural waist, so it's probably possible for you, too, to jumpsuit!

It’s machine washable, even, and after five months it hasn’t even pilled. You need it like yesterday.

This is your lucky day: I too have a ridiculously long torso. Like, everything shows my stomach, can’t wear sheath dresses because the back darts end three or four inches above my butt, I’m 5’6” and have a 29” inseam, looooong torso. Because this has adjustable shoulder straps, it’s a camel-toe-free garment. I was…

I’m open about some things, like being a feminist because it repels people I’d rather not interact with. I used to be open about mental illness in general and my PTSD diagnosis in particular, but I lost a fuck ton of friends (like, 1/4 of my Facebook friends), so I STFU about that pretty quickly. I’ve always been…

This is the best piece of loungewear ever. I posted it else where but if you don't have it yet, get it. If I were going to be buried, I'd want to be buried in it.

Tracy, this jumpsuit is a gateway jumpsuit. I picked it up for answering the door (ours is a mostly naked household) and ended up wearing it all the time. Now my partner wants to buy me formal, tailored jumpsuits and I want to wear nothing else ever.

Yeah, knowing teenage boys, that'd be a fucking shitty design.

Actually, my son is imaginary, so I wouldn’t say he’s “precious” so much as “the product of speculation and a little unmanaged generalized anxiety disorder.”

Fuck, that must have been terrifying. I assume that it must be that way because of the huge amount of blood vessels in the penis. Can I ask why your husband had it done as a teen? Again, I don't have a penis so I don't have an opinion, but I find it terribly interesting.

Wait, also, congratulations on finding out you're having a boy! Convert him to our evil feminist ways!

RIGHT?!? I do not have a penis, therefore I feel like I have absolutely no right to an opinion, but damn, I can actually see a major functional reason for circumcision. I was worried about UTIs during the diaper years, but I had no idea foreskin could be so prone to tearing and leaving 4 FOOT WIDE blood stains.…