You make up good nicknames. Oohboop is my favorite.

Now pretend you’re Ricky Ricardo and sing it out like he sang Babalou while using your stomach as a drum. Freaks, we’re freaks, I say.

Mmm...tenderoni. I like that.

All of them I need to hear all of them please tell me there a references to pet butts please.

Bunny/bunny toes/bun bun. Monkey. Boo boo. Babby. Minky manky monkey. Bear/baby bear/boo-beary. Sugar tits. Hubbaloo.

Ugh. Natural flavors are the worst. My allergies have evolved along with my cooking, so I make most of my food from scratch, but I just avoid the fuck out of sauces and syrups most places because I don't feel like playing the the am I itchy yet game.

What the fuck is your fucking problem? From what kina’s showing me, you posted this in response to something where I mentioned my grandmother dying. Go die in a fire.

When I was a teenager, my boyfriend told me about an acquaintance who worked for the coroner’s office because it allowed him to sexual abuse all the female bodies he encountered. I decided then and there to attend all bodies I could to the funeral home. I'm mildly freaked out because my grandmother just died and is…

People fucking do that shit?!? Those bodies are there to show us who we are. Please tell me your acquaintance was the only person doing such horrible things.

Commendations on your restraint. I would have tackled her, I think.

Fuck. That. Bitch. I am entirely without religious or spiritual belief, but I have this rage that boils up in me when people desecrate remains. Maybe it’s the historian in me, but the dead can’t defend themselves and in many cases, their bodies are the only evidence of their lives and to harm that lifeless pile of…

JP2 or Cool Pope?

Oh, man, you poor younger-you. This wins, in my opinion.

I was coming here to say just this, but semi-incoherently as I'm very sleepy. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting.

Had sex in a convent that was temporarily vacant. Catholic-raised me doesn't find it impressive.

They're now known to be so safe for nulliparous women that they're the top recommended form of birth control for teenagers! IUDs FTW, indeed!

Who is going around telling women they have to have periods on HBC? My first gyno specifically said, “We’re going to keep you having your period the first two months just to make sure you’re not having break through bleeding and everything seems to be going fine, but after that, whenever you don’t want a period, skip…

I am so sorry. There’s nothing I or anyone can to make this easier but you are a genuinely good person. You’re making an incredibly difficult decision, a series of decisions, really, and I, as a random stranger, deeply admire your commitment to your beloved pet. I hope she finds a rescue or forever home where her…

“Even UFYH isn’t helping.” This us an impenetrable funk.

Everyone’s encouragement is really helping. I’m still not getting more done than I can in five minutes, but I’ve cleared out two gross things, run a load of kitchen laundry, and the dishwasher is running a mostly full load. Plus, I got the area in front of the fireplace cleared, and the living room waste basket and…