EmpiresSuperDuperStarDestroyer
empiressuperduperstardestroyer
11/8/18
12:07 PM
75

This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time. I wish courts could charge people for wasting their time that could otherwise be spent on actual lawsuits based in reality. 

11/8/18
11:55 AM
40

If you watch that and see an assault, fine. I think you’re wrong, but that’s fine.”

11/8/18
8:11 AM
2

“Honey, I figured out how to keep the bank from foreclosing. I only had to sell our furnace, water heater, and blankets.”

11/7/18
7:28 PM
20

My first thought with that picture is that someone was using the fruit to stash cocaine in across the border.

11/7/18
5:46 PM
18

i feel like “we didn’t start the fire” would have been a better video pick

11/7/18
5:38 PM
3

They keep complaining about not being profitable, yet here they are turning down business!

11/7/18
4:41 PM
18

Astronomers Have Stumbled Upon One of the Most Ancient Stars in the Universe

11/7/18
4:36 PM
32

Hopefully Mueller, who seems like a smart guy, saw this shit coming a mile away and has a contingency plan.

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11/7/18
4:32 PM
30

Rosenstein is no longer overseeing the Mueller investigation. At the same time rumors are flying the Don Jr. is telling friends (lol, Don Jr. has friends...) he expects to be indicted before the weekend.

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