This is the correct answer.

These caps are a conspiracy by Big Beer to prevent the lowest common human denominator from drinking.  If they did not make good life choices to at least carry around a tool to open a beer bottle, they need to stop drinking alcoholic beverages.

This car is not exactly a daily driver, so there is nothing to forgive. Just work on it at your leisure.

Wait until Sears has their fire sale and pick up a Schumacher charger with the 2 amp trickle charge option.

This allegation will go nowhere. Since when does the FBI investigate business estimations? If we prosecuted every estimate that did not meet actual results, every C suite executive in publicly traded companies would be in prison.

Modern turbo 4's can match the 13B in terms of HP and torque.  I bet one can be fit in the RX-8 engine bay.

Or it can turn into a fire sale.

Their extinction was man made.  We have an obligation to see old cars return.

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The only part of that description that is accurate is the tan suit.  That color is atrocious on Obama.  Stick to the navy blue.

Don’t count out inland California.

If he was not going to go with steel for the fenders, why not go with ABS plastic?  It is much easier to work with than aluminum and he could achieve the curves to match the body.

So much hood...

This would actually look good if the siding on the camper was flat instead of looking like a trailer park fixture.

This makes up for the Obamacare subsidies that Trump withheld paying to insurance companies.

Quit showing off. You know you can’t afford this. Stick to your 2019 Huracan, you poor!

Don’t be silly. This car is perfectly legal for street use in the US.

Megyn should have sold her soul to Satan. I hear he is a miracle worker. Do you think she minds that Satan has a red complexion, tail, and hooves?

Aren’t we some rich fancy pants with the name brand pen. There is perfectly free brown face paint if you are willing to wait a few minutes in the toilet.

I don’t know... I feel my dignity is worth at least $100 million after taxes.