The only part of that description that is accurate is the tan suit.  That color is atrocious on Obama.  Stick to the navy blue.

Don’t count out inland California.

If he was not going to go with steel for the fenders, why not go with ABS plastic?  It is much easier to work with than aluminum and he could achieve the curves to match the body.

So much hood...

This would actually look good if the siding on the camper was flat instead of looking like a trailer park fixture.

This makes up for the Obamacare subsidies that Trump withheld paying to insurance companies.

Quit showing off. You know you can’t afford this. Stick to your 2019 Huracan, you poor!

Don’t be silly. This car is perfectly legal for street use in the US.

Megyn should have sold her soul to Satan. I hear he is a miracle worker. Do you think she minds that Satan has a red complexion, tail, and hooves?

Aren’t we some rich fancy pants with the name brand pen. There is perfectly free brown face paint if you are willing to wait a few minutes in the toilet.

I don’t know... I feel my dignity is worth at least $100 million after taxes.

This is clearly fake! 

Hot take like Great balls of fire!

Clickbait.

Let’s not get hyperbolic here. Nobody is shooting anyone. It has never happened and it will not happen anytime soon. The interviewer asked a hypothetical question and Nielson gave a nuanced answer.

Finally someone speaks the truth!  If you want a deep dish pizza, go eat a casserole.

I don’t think these missiles are intended to be launched on shore based locations. If that were the case, any run of the mill ballistic missile or cruise missile can do the job. The main objective is to maintain the status quo with Taiwan, so going supersonic on a 700 mile strait seems strange.

As a parent, I would not hand my daughter over to her grandmother for a 3000 mile hike through 3 countries for the off chance that they MIGHT be granted asylum by a country run by a megalomaniac.  If I wanted my daughter to have a chance, I would go with them to make sure things don’t go sideways.

There is always cable news?

Not anymore than state and federal gas taxes. The current price range is $10-13/gallon for algae based gasoline. Mandating a 2.5% blend initially increases gas prices in the range of $0.17 to $0.25 per gallon. Every annual increase can be evaluated based on market prices.