That is a tool for crowd and riot control.

I’m guessing the same people that put M3 badges on a E46 325.  Anyone who would be impressed knows not to be.

You shut your child mouth 

We can only hope so. I'll be entering my own design - it's called the Amazingo Supermillion. It looks like a shoebox on wheels, but thanks to the hundred electric motors (twenty for each wheel, and twenty connected to fans for downforce), it will get to 1000mph in 3 seconds, and reach 10 g cornering loads.

If there is a just and righteous god, Sagan will take it this year.

Sure, the race has changed, but the one constant is that somebody will get all huffy about something or other.

Even before Hamilton’s retirement that was the likely the best race of the season so far. The podium was a toss up, you didn’t quite know whose tires would last the rest of the race or whose car was the next one to break down.

She’s got the figure for them, which is surprising given the drug habit I assume she has  

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

McLaren hasn’t made a bad car yet.

“South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

For the life of me I can’t understand the appeal of the Game Grumps / the other endless legion of nerdy white guys with no comic timing commenting inanely on video games.

Any half-way alert pedestrian can hear the tyres of the vehicle, even in a parking lot setting. I’ve never been startled by an electric vehicle sneaking up on me because I can not only hear the tyre noise, but I’m also aware of my surroundings when in an area where vehicular traffic is present. The problem is…

Of all motorsports, this is near the dumbest. It’s worse than...

I’d give him prison, but not for life, and a lifetime driving ban. Even 5-10 years is a long time behind bars.

Rick gets a job as a radio host in Seattle. His uptight brother and crotchety dad are both prominent costars.

I’m an extremely biased Angels fan so take this with the proverbial grain of salt, but the comparisons between Trout and Harper stop at being buff white dudes who mash HRs.

Coming into this year, Bryce Harper has only twice put up an OPS over .854 in six full seasons.

Not denying that bandwagoners are kinda annoying, but if you’re gonna be shitting on people’s True Fan cred, you should probably spell Erick Dampier’s name correctly.

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013: