A League of They’re Owned

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

Great. Now I’m going to be up all night worrying about this.

FatChu is best chu.

YES! I really felt like there might be a good e sports around this game if Nintendo will give people the tools to do so.

Team support comes in August.

Sounds a lot more fun than simply running around with a paint roller. I have still not decided to buy this game but this mode has piqued my interest.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

I for one approve of no flying. The taxi’s are faster, automatic, and they allow you to do something else during flight.

Oh, the struggle!

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Please use this part of the comments to get all those Monty Python jokes out of your system.

I’ve said it once, twice, and a thousand times.

Yeah launch was hell. Now it’s flawless.

If you don’t have a rice cooker, buy one! Even the cheap ones work really well! I bought one 5 years ago from Wal-Mart for 12 bucks, and have used it 3-4 times a week since then. It still works great! It’s one of the best investments for your kitchen.

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

It would be amazing if you play as Alyx and just never stop talking through the entire game.