Sounds like a keeper...For you, I mean. Not for the Mumfords obviously.

“The Lakers need to sign Dwight Howard! Let’s not act like this man can’t play and produce at a high level! The Lakers also have a mature veteran team that can manage themselves and call him out on his BS!”

Jesus I can picture this lady perfectly. White (obviously), 35-42 yrs old with 4 kids (2 of which are named some form of “ayden), drives a BMW X5 or Tahoe with a pure barre sticker on the back or a decal for whatever the popular WASPY megachurch in the area is. She definitely wears Lululemon yoga pants along with…

The guy on the first video that somehow managed to stop his forward momentum while also keeping his board under one foot might be the greatest athletic achievement I have ever seen.

For what seems to be an annual “sanctioned” event, there didnt seem to be alot of safety precautions (i.e. the fucking cars passing through). 

Me yankee.

I stand by my former comment, baseball players are so fucking petty.

I wish he was mic’d up so we could hear him yell “guuuuuhhhhhhhh” when he turns his head right before slamming into the wall.

I thought this was an Onion article.

Come on guys, Jimmy Fallon always asks the tough questions...

We must be in the same dodgeball league.

I love baseball but, jesus christ, it can be petty.

I’m a white man so I really cant imagine what is like to be a minority or a woman or both. That being said, I marvel at Rep Omar’s ability to take the high road every time one of these racist GOP assholes spews their vile hatred. It would take every ounce of my energy not to come out and say “fuck you” or worse every…

Ironically, this same “washing of Pacquiao’s balls” would have gotten Greg Bishop killed in Pacquiao’s phillipines.

One of the best parts of being a father (besides watching them grow from a helpless, crying, poop covered mass to an actual contributing human being with talents and personality and morals) is knowing that I can school my son in every athletic competition on earth. That being said, I’m grateful that mini Hester is not…

NiCe dunk, fatass!

Did anybody else notice the famous british actor (whose name I cant remember) in the cream hat sitting by the entrance? I swear to God that is the exact outfit he wears in every movie I have ever seen him in.

I completely agree. Soccer is such a demanding sport and scoring seems harder to come buy than any other sport. So when a goal finally comes by it’s like a total release of emotions. In almost any other sport, baseball especially, if you watched a 0-0 game for 90 minutes, chances are you would at least temporarily…

Max Kepler has now earned the right to insult Trevor Bauer on Twitter.

I didnt know ARod was so good at chess.