I just don’t see how there’s any effective way to analyze how complicit an establishment and its employees are in the alcohol related death/injury/ or arrest of a patron. I also don’t think it should be the responsibility of a bartender or server to make those kind of judgement calls for a patron. Especially since…

Do you realize just how powerful Rodman would become if he has successfully lifted this crystal? It brings me great joy to picture Dennis Rodman standing over a glowing crystal in some dark room casting spells on us commoners.

A 400 lb amethyst crystal worth thousands of dollars and overpriced leggings...I’d expect nothing less from a Hot Yoga Studio in Orange County California.

This guy shouldn’t be reprimanded, he deserves a goddamn medal.

I believe the layman refer to that as a “cockshot.”

I’d rather just make fun of how angry you are.

Congrats NFL! It takes a special type of fucked up organization to simultaneously alienate crusty old (feaux patriotic) white conservatives AND all talented, socially conscious musicians that may have otherwise considered doing the halftime show. Keep up the good work!

Coldplay?

They take after their orange leader. All he does is preach hateful ideology and oppress, all the while, claiming victim. It might as well be the official GOP platform.

This video would be better with “Lose yourself” playing in the background.

Well in all fairness, Matt Whitaker does seem like a huge dick.

Good to know that English football fans are just as irrational as American NFL fans. 

It wont last. Her medal will.

Yes you did. I ask that you apologize to Ms. Russell immediately.

Republican has basically just become a synonym for fucking troll.

Maybe if more people had visited Jacobs Hudl page and he had gotten some college offers, he wouldn’t be so busy trying to “own the libs.” I wasnt a bully but I wish I could go back in time to his high school days and give him a fucking swirly

Gruden is doing such a great job with ruining Derek Carr that he doesn’t even need to hire Jeff Fisher....simply incredible.

Great idea! You had me at doodad!

This story would make for a terrifying pop up book to read my son at night...because I’m a sadist.

There was an article on this website earlier (the one about steph curry’s ridiculous play so far) that mentioned how Klay hasn’t made nearly anything so far this season....I guess he’s a Deadspin reader. Oops.