His image is aware but unassuming, confident but not entitled. He is the picture of someone who would never have calculated to ascend to his prime-gay status, but is savvy enough to accept the opportunity that has come to him. It reads like humility cultivated in a Petri dish.

You call that a kiss? There’s no butt grabbing, crotch thrusting or visible tongue so it’s not a REAL kiss and they’re just trying to not scare the soccer moms!

Do you know what kissing looks like? You seem to be confused. I know a couple people from Indiana don’t fit the mold of the perfect candidate all you hipsters seem to prefer, but maybe Pete and Chasten are what they seem, two very nice people who actually cared about helping change the country.

Reading this, I get the impression that unless this guy wrote a 10,000 page exhaustively complete treatise on how his recent experience tied every single nuance of humanity together in a near bow and managed to transcend the nature of politics and the classism in the US, on top of the homophobia, heteronorming, and…

Me reading the title

I hate D&D as much as the next sane individual, but god damn does this article read like a smarmy, pretentious child complaining about nothing.

There was a post that went viral a year or two ago where some uninformed internet person compared the state using inmates to fight fires as slavery. Apparently they were unaware it’s a completely volunteer program that offers a lot of benefits over regular prison life.  I’m assuming that was the beginning and end of…

For the record, I wasn’t a GoT fan and don’t give a shit about Weiss and Benioff. But I hate the terrible logic in articles like these. I’ll focus on two issues:

The show was pretty good until they ran out of book and none of the top notch actors could save the show. 

The books are amazing. I kind of hope that there will be another adaptation once all the books are done which might take 20 years at this point. The books are much better at showing how this sexist racist feudal system doesn’t work at all. You also get to see how everyone participates in the system.

Oh please, Game of Thrones was so ‘bad’ that Jezebel ran a detailed report of each new episode to discuss how ‘bad’ it was. And these guys were so terrible that everyone thought Game of Thrones sucked right from the beginning. Which is why they made like 8 seasons of it. Which everyone hated.

Just wait until we go back to a Dem president. It’ll immediately go back to “HE/SHE DIDN’T SALUTE THE GUARDS!” like none of this happened. Just wait.

Sorry, but the shit going down in this country make this fucking cucumber sandwich of an alleged ‘book’ look utterly irrelevant. The Trump White House is filled with petty, vindictive idiots fighting over seating placements? I’m shocked.

Winston sounds every bit as petty and annoying as the rest of them

She’s like an aging, Slovenian Courtney Stodden, dressed in couture. The only reason she doesn’t seem that trashy is because of her accent.

I hope I’m still alive for the low-budget mini-series that will definitely come from all of this. I think in 20 years or so my anger will be manageable enough to want to watch these clowns. For like 3 episodes, tops.

They’re all opportunistic douchebags. John Bolton could have and should have come forward with his knowledge leading up to Trump’s impeachment, but didn’t for the sake of book profits. And where was Mary Trump in 2016? 

Every one of them can and should choke on a bag of dicks.

None of this really surprised me, especially the part about Melania not wanting to be First Lady but she sure as shit didn’t want Ivanka to step into that role.

Heh this is how I feel about every Bob Woodward book. He wrote four books on how GWB lied. Like...no shit, dude, we know. 

I feel like given the things we know about Trump because he’s done them publicly while in office (kids in cages, shitting on our intel and military to kiss Putin’s ass, admitting to breaking the law, abusing his office for personal gain, being overtly supportive of nazis and white supremacists, etc...) these “tell…