This twink looks like a sweaty foot. If I see any of y’all thirsting after him again I’m gonna lose it. You’re just delirious from the virus. 

Oh you haven’t heard? We’re all land owner-killing Maoists now; it’s the hip new trend. 

Listening to these people casually talk like that is the most surreal thing. “Hey just calling you to let you know I wrote a song about you being a bitch! Are you okay with that?” Also the whole “you own an army, a whole country” thing; these people are so detached from the world it’s like modern day Marie Antoinettes.

Obligatory “WHERE IS MY BLACK WOMAN CHARACTER” comment. 

Can’t wait for all the hand-wringing articles from Jezebel (or The Root? idk) about how it’s all Bernie’s fault for not COURTING WHITE WOMEN FOLX hard enough.

What has he ever done that improved the lives of black people?

Conservative white gays be like:

I mean, I only open Grindr when I’m horngry slash curious to see what sociopathic weirdos are around me now. Not to read up on the latest queer nonbinary CBD-laced tampon startup in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

ok boomer

Wow, so woke. Let’s get rid of the most chauvinistic Disney character of Li Shang because he’s in love with Mulan and... replace him with TWO other men. One of whom.. is gonna be in love with Mulan.

I’ve honestly made peace with another 4 years of Trump by now. It’s fine; I’m fine. I’m just praying we can at least take back the Senate. Supreme Court is fucked for the next 30 years tho. This is just our new reality. 

Do you honestly think you’d have a chance at being president if you WEREN’T presenting as “masc4masc, I love beer”? Sis come on. He played this as smartly as he possibly could, both of them.
He also only came out a few years ago if I remember correctly. Policing and judging people’s sexuality, regardless of scale, is…

Wish these people would have the same energy to show up to Biden’s rallies to rehash all the shit he’s guilty of.

Dementia Joe wins one state and suddenly he’s already the president according to all the mainstream sites/channels. It’s almost comical how desperate they are for him to win, if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Literally my first reaction, too.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Twitter is a bigger plague than any other virus out there.

Shut up and admire the free booty show.

So, like.. what’s the point of this article?

Women be fetishizing gay men 2020. Nothing new.

Nothing about Bernie doubling down on his Fidel Castro apologist shtick? You’d think this dude would try to distance himself from his more, uh.. questionable past endorsements, but no.
God damn I need Warren to start picking up steam. 

Rich old “““““woke””””” white people vote for rich old white man who’s only slightly more “polite” than  Trump. More news at 11.