Sounds kinky. Please tell me more.

Is that pussy above the age of 18, Mister Drake? Just asking for posterity sake. 

At least the prequels’ suck spawned memes. Which is more than I can say for the flavor of suck that the Disney movies bring.
Don’t @ me

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Beyonce fans are literally the fucking worst. It’s like a fucking cult.

Still salty over 2016, babe?

Serious question — at the risk of being yelled at for being a “RACIST TROLL” — but why are these spelling bees always full of Indian kids? Like, why are they so prominent in these? Is it some sort of trend that Indian parents got into it? Are spelling contests popular in India? Genuinely curious, cause you almost…

There’s not gonna be any songs, Shang is gone and so are the Huns.
They’ve already fucked it up, my friend. All these Disney remakes are hot trash so far.

Are you for real? Nothing is going to energize his base and the people on the fence faster than a rushed impeachment under nebulous pretexts (and yes, they ARE nebulous; nobody has any solid proof of his wrongdoings. Watergate this is not). All Trump needs is a lengthy “witch hunt” impeachment process to rant and rave…

Okay but why tho? The last season of Westworld was an utter fuckin’ shit show in terms of plot and consistency and everything in between. The story was also fairly neatly wrapped up. It was done.
Keep milking that rotting cow with more nonsensical premises, I guess. But hey, at least seeing Aaron Paul is nice. 

When you’re a gay out person in a position of power IN NORTH CAROLINA, you automatically become a role model to others like you who may look up to you or want to emulate you. Imagine if every black person given positions of power throughout the 50's, 60's and 70's had run back to hiding when faced with “bullying”…

A fine example for all future LGBT politicians there and more room for another Republican to take his spot.

I get where he’s coming from, but this is nothing but a resounding win for all those who bullied him and all those who opposed him. As a gay man, ESPECIALLY a gay politician in a shit hole like North Carolina, you are REQUIRED to have a tough hide. You have to ignore all attacks against you for the greater good you do…

Jon kills Daenerys, goes back to rebuild Night’s Watch for queenslaying. Arya fucks off again. Sansa becomes Lady of Winterfell. Bran becomes king of Westeros with the help of Tyrion, Davos and Bronn for some reason.

Before the Targaryens solidified the continent and unified everyone, Westeros was full of nonstop warring. MUCH more than anything we’ve seen in the current timeline. The seven kingdoms were constantly at each other’s throats; that’s partly why it was so easy for Aegon to take over.

Seeing no other season of Game of Thrones except this one is like saying “the only Star Wars movie I’ve seen is Attack of the Clones.” Woof.

Bruh this show stopped making sense around season 5, not sure why it’s NOW that you’re all noticing the gaping cracks. I think it’s obvious even to the casuals who never read the books when they ran out of source material.

Because this show is written by 13 year olds. Stuff that makes sense is the stuff of the first few seasons. 

Ah, yes. PCABT. Political Cock and Ball Torture. My favorite section on PornHub.

I’ve been making this comparison to my friends for years now.
Anyway I’ll be first in line when they decide to remake A Song of Ice and Fire: Brotherhood in anime form 10 years from now. 

They already wrote an article on Harris earlier. Don’t trip over yourself trying to slay all those evil “Bernie bros,” noble crusader.