Lower your voice! Do you want the Beyonce cultists to hear you and publicly flog you for disrespecting their religious messiah?

This x 1000.
This game is not going to last more than a few more months. There’s absolutely nothing to keep me coming back in the long run. I’ve been playing it since the beta and already I barely check on it.

People need to get a fucking life. This is sad.

I love how Symmetra was one of the few characters that NEEDED several buffs and instead they nerfed her to oblivion. Nobody is playing her anymore. Which is a shame cause she’s probably my favorite.

Is nobody going to talk about the fact Symmetra is literally useless now on the PS4? They nerf’d the shit out of her for no reason without even telling people in advance and she’s worthless.
I don’t understand why Blizzard is constantly taking one step forward and two back.

Julian Castro looks like a satanic meat puppet. No thank you.

Yeah you see “Kleiner” and “Eli” about 200 times. You see them die about 100 times, too.

The best way to scroll through Facebook is to not have Facebook.
That shit is so 2012.

Except none of the characters from HL2 are actually in 1. They’re just generic, same-looking scientists. And the Combine isn’t even foreshadowed in HL1; they come in entirely between games and are explained afterward.

If HL2 were a person, I’d make sweet, sweet love to it all night long until my pelvis shattered from its mighty Source engine thrusts.
HL2 is that first kiss; that first significant other that you will never forget, no matter how many newer and shinier models come around.
HL2 is the soft, gentle kiss of the pale moon…

Maybe stop looking at memes made by somebody’s out of touch elderly aunt on facebook. Just a thought.

Pretty much 90% of every “famous” vine personality.

This doesn’t actually happen. Nobody does this. That vine is staged to all hell and back.

Staged as fuck. Almost all these big vine “““““stars””””””” stage extremely crafted and choreographed performances to pass off as real.

Lol I’m not trying to “invalidate” anything, honey.
I’m just saying I dunno what the fuck you were expecting.

That’s what you get for throwing micro-transaction money at a half-built pokemon phone game.

Honest question: Are people still obsessing over this app that much? Still??? I was really digging it when it first came out (and whenever the app wasn’t shitting itself 70% of the time), but I barely even open the thing anymore. And when I do I almost immediately just close it back up cause it’s either glitching out…

Women. Amirite, Jezebel fellas?

Tell that to the Spy.
And yes the Spy is objectively a fun character. Tough titties.

Roadhog is Samoan/Australian, Reaper is American and Sombra could be from any spanish speaking country.