Don’t forget when the turret spots you 10,000 miles away from across the map after you’ve shot at it.

If you feel “sensual” from it, that’s your own baggage, friend; they’re not meant to be sexual or creepy. To me, well done ASMR makes the right side of my head tingle — it literally feels like electricity shooting around, and it feels great and very relaxing. Some people don’t feel this.

I was introduced to ASMR about a year ago and I was instantly dubious and suspicious. Now my entire Youtube feed is nothing but ASMR videos (and korean people eating disgusting food in front of a camera).

When I grow up I want to be just like Robert Yang. He is my role model.
He is the John Waters of video games. He is bae; he is life.

McCree can counter every single character in the game. That’s why the motherfucker got nerfed hard. And I can’t wait until that patch comes to the PS4.

No, shut up. We need MORE MCCREES, WIDOWMAKERS AND HANZO! THOSE ARE THE ONLY CHARACTERS THAT MATTER AAARRGHGHGH

There’s a whole genre of animal torture porn. Mainly from a few Asian countries (big surprise). It’s usually women in heels stepping on chicks and kittens.

You’re not familiar with TF2, are you. Cause Overwatch is taking a page (or eight) straight out of their playbook. There is some story there, but it’s not meant to be the focus. It is just a simple multiplayer game. Whether you see that as a positive or negative is up to you.

Whoever draws that Manly Guy comic really likes beefy hot dudes, don’t they... Every time I see it I think it’s gonna be a gay porn comic. I’m pretty sure they draw some shady stuff on the side. Positive.

Yeah that’s not even remotely the same logic, but alright.

Fucking China....
But at least they really really liked Warcraft AMIRITE? 8D

I would absolutely love a co-op mode in this game. I think every hero FPS game SHOULD have one to break up the monotony of strictly pvp. Towards the end there on TF2 I almost exclusively only played the MvM maps cause I just had more fun working with other people fighting robots. Overwatch needs this drastically.

He invented exploring literary devices with a plastic bag cutting off his oxygen.

Oh my god not Preston Jacobs. Jesus Christ.
This is the tinfoil-hat-chemtrails guy of the fandom. He’s the poster child for looking too much into everything and half his crazy theories have been blown out of the water already this season alone.

For real. This country is obsessed/traumatized with the man.

God forbid they make a Legend of Zelda where you can play as Zelda.
Can’t start pandering to the evil SJWs, now can we.

This type of stuff is precisely why I can’t really get too excited about this game. Or 99% of the stuff Nintendo does anymore. Because they’ve become the goddamn embodiment of formulaic and samey.

FO4 was such a massive letdown. Now that the dust has settled I think that’s starting to really hit me.

Well seeing as color tvs and the internet don’t give me massive headaches after using them for five minutes, I fail to see the parallels.

Alright calm down, fanboy. Your favorite game is perfect in every way. Zero flaws. Happy now?