Is there any attorney-client privilege with Larry, or can he narc you out if you ask about something illegal? I’m, uh...asking for a friend.

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.

In my dream, I keep running into people trying to open my locker...I now know its you people!

You bought a human?!

there's nothing wrong with asking a question to fill in the awkward silences. my go-to line is, "So what are your thoughts about naked nubians?" i find it either perks up the lull in conversation or clears a path for me to get to the drinks.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

HOW DID THEY KNOW