Is there any attorney-client privilege with Larry, or can he narc you out if you ask about something illegal? I’m, uh...asking for a friend.

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.

In my dream, I keep running into people trying to open my locker...I now know its you people!

You bought a human?!

Hm. I'm very disappointed that they didn't include the head like on a tiger rug. A missed opportunity.

there's nothing wrong with asking a question to fill in the awkward silences. my go-to line is, "So what are your thoughts about naked nubians?" i find it either perks up the lull in conversation or clears a path for me to get to the drinks.

I still have no idea what was going on in that movie. Something about aliens and bio weapons and human genetics and mutations or something.

I think you should take that up with Einstein. How do you know that is definite? Relative motion is not just a concept, it is reality. The universe really does spin around the observer. The Earth does not orbit the sun from the observer's point of view, but the sun orbits the earth. The Earth's axis spins around…

American efficiency: The exact same sentiment with only half the fingers.

A thorough investigation.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

HOW DID THEY KNOW

You are missing the point. The real reason articles like this exist and get twelve million fawning comments is that they allow one group of people to feel superior and self righteous over another group of people.

My thoughts as well. Basically I said if I say "I need to fuel up" I dont need a rocket scientist saying "You dont even own a rocket"....

If they're harder to figure out than this one (it took me about 3 seconds), then yes.