how about some way of collecting the liquid in the bag? Maybe an upside down plastic cup with a hole poked?

False. :)

I really disagree with this. With finite resources (mainly time), we need to be careful how we allocate. Putting the same effort into taking out the garb as you do to performing brain surgery is a mistake, in my opinion.

A simile is like a metaphor.

Has this even been out for 100 hours? Get some sleep, man! I don't want to read about you being the next version of that kid in South Korea!

Some of us would kill to look like that bottom cartridge.

Did they get 100 every time they ripped off a face?

I got distracted as well, sorry. I actually meant to post what I was thinking but one link led to another... I wouldn't consider it brave since my identity is fairly well hidden here. I could admit to being a Brony here without fear of embarrassment. (I'm not, though, honestly. I tried it once but I didn't inhale.)…

Wow! Nothing to be sorry for; thank you for your patience and hard work explaining all that in detail. I didn't find the succinct answer nearly as satisfying. The mere fact that you put so much effort into the explanation makes me feel better about the whole thing even before reading it.
Here's the "full disclosure" on…

People will even answer honestly for a dating site? I find that hard to believe. I've known at least one actual sociopath, and even he understood the idea of telling people what they want to hear, even if he didn't care about their feelings beyond the point of using them to get what he wanted. It worries me that…

This actually isn't my story, it's something I witnessed. It's literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life (solely because I was a 13 year old boy at the time. As an adult I'd have more sympathy). It's also the story of my first personal hero, because of the way the poor girl handled the embarrassment…

It's only a matter of time before a site pops up with the right answers for these tests, though. Aren't you concerned that this might make women feel they're safer than they actually are?

So it would look something like...
1. Have you ever forced anyone into sex?
A. Yes B. No
2. Rape is ____
A. Bad B. What women actually want when they say "no."
3. What's the best way to generate interest from a woman you're attracted to?
A. Talk about common interests B. Roofies C. Enough alcohol to…

Actually I see it as an opportunity for counter-douche-tastisity. It's pretty transparent, and I know I'm not going to go around the office picking up cups, but they aren't going to find that out until I'm already hired. I also know that the people I'm interviewing with are manipulative and lack directness, so I…