emperornorton
EmperorNorton
emperornorton

Ok, what kind of moron thinks words have only one valid definition and it's the technical one? Seriously. Are we next going to complain that it's impossible for your nose to run because it has no legs and that's the only valid definition? Some of these are valid, but several are not even close. Proof, theory, natural,

I'm perplexed by this. It's not as though squid are regularly exposed to antibiotics so their native flora would develop resistance, so we can't blame overuse unless they have some mechanism to connect the dots. What's the theory as to how this happened?

This actually isn't my story, it's something I witnessed. It's literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life (solely because I was a 13 year old boy at the time. As an adult I'd have more sympathy). It's also the story of my first personal hero, because of the way the poor girl handled the embarrassment

It's only a matter of time before a site pops up with the right answers for these tests, though. Aren't you concerned that this might make women feel they're safer than they actually are?

So it would look something like...
1. Have you ever forced anyone into sex?
A. Yes B. No
2. Rape is ____
A. Bad B. What women actually want when they say "no."
3. What's the best way to generate interest from a woman you're attracted to?
A. Talk about common interests B. Roofies C. Enough alcohol to

Actually I see it as an opportunity for counter-douche-tastisity. It's pretty transparent, and I know I'm not going to go around the office picking up cups, but they aren't going to find that out until I'm already hired. I also know that the people I'm interviewing with are manipulative and lack directness, so I

There is nothing BUT litter box out here.

Meh.

They just asked people to remember how much milk they drank? This study is invalid and potentially harmful. At best it suggests that a serious study should be done.

...damn gives you.