I hope he just covers the news. Sources say that reboots are basically really stupid and bad and people hate reboots.

The early 90s were glorious, but the late 90s (1996 - 1999 or everything after Space Jam) were the definite dark period.

A Sally Forth CW show would be pretty difficult to do with Ted. I mean, how can CW make his love of the Star War's Holiday Special and Full-Sized Krackle bars sexy?

It was the half-brother all along.

I hope that Spiderman AND Kylo Ren can find Qui-Gon Jinn.

Listening to Connie Sellecca and John Tesh is the best way for me to relax after a long day at work!

Damn losers revealing the secrets of good hot chocolate! Leave the magic to the Chocolatiers!

I counter with the Lionel Barrymore radio adaptation!

That type of dance number works in Singing in the Rain, but falls flat on its face in White Christmas.

I cried during Christmas Evil. It's such a sad film and I felt so much pity for the mentally ill serial killer.

Logan is the Man in Black.

When I was a very conservative youth, like 13 years old, that was really how I read the comics, though. Archie's life reaffirmed my own beliefs. I remember being in College and really disliking the new direction that the comics were going. This was supported by my dad who said that Archie Comics had 'sold out' and…

I'm still holding out for 'Mara wakes up and finds Ellen in the shower'.

The sociopath subreddit is surprisingly a very nice place!

Echo Boomer Lives matter!

The best part was her explaining Portuguese to her students. Seriously, no one ever talks about the importance of Galicia anymore.

The twist ending was obvious! M. Night Shyamalan could have saved this movie from having such a laughable twist!

"My political opinions lean more and more to Anarchy (philosophically understood, meaning abolition of control not whiskered men with bombs)—or to 'unconstitutional' Monarchy." -Letters, no. 52, to Christopher Tolkien, 29 November 1943

Canadian citizenship never looked so good.

This will never get old!