#OhSorry

#ForeverAlone

I think my favorite sentence in all of Jack Chick is that the Jesuits founded Islam.

I mean, the only reason I know this is because one of the Catholic apologists on Patheos accidentally found himself at a Baptist convention in California (he thought the event was an inter-religious event), and ended up finding Jack and his young wife at the convention surrounded by fawning adulators.

Why can't we have more films about Harambe being summoned down from Heaven? Why can't we have nice things!

Dang, he exposed our involvement in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and the sinking of the Titanic! Oh well, time to go cataloging all the protestants in our super giant computer underneath the Vatican, while also repackaging communism as ecumenism and Catholic social justice.

Most Protestants believe that they are saved through grace while justified by faith alone, while us Catholics believe that we are saved through grace while justified through both faith and works. Fundamentalist Protestants usually don't agree with this and truly do believe that we believe in the old heresy of work…

Jack Chick remarried a young Asian lady after his wife died a couple of years back.

Chicken farming has led me to support the cow's murderous agenda. Chickens are jerks.

Raising Canes is okay, but it can't compete against Popeye's Chicken or Bush's Chicken. RC is much better than Golden Chick or Church's Chicken, though. That said, the only reason why I go to Chick-Fil-A is for the fantastic customer service (they gave me 7 cookies one time to make up for a 20 minute drive-thru wait)…

They were the true victims of that catastrophe.

It wasn't Hey Arnold, but it was an animated show. I remember the episode, but can't remember the series. Best bet is to go through all the episode guides for shows aired during that time. I'm still trying to find the 'As Our School Bus Turns' minisode about the perfect sandwich. It featured a kid bringing onto the…

They actually had an ad commemorating the 20th anniversary of Happy Days on Nick at Night.

Most popular kids are popular because they are outgoing and nice, but there are some sociopathic kids that mimic niceness in order to gain popularity. You have to watch out for these kids!

Who watches and joins their friends in rape, though? What kind of upbringing would make anyone think that's normal? Horrible!

70's urine colored tint is not appealing!

I just found out on another review that the total budget for the Phantasm franchise, all 5 films combined, is allegedly less than $7 million. I wish the series was able to get a larger budget to play around with. The Tall Man home-dimension would have looked epic with more money.

No problem, it's definitely great to get further information on this topic. I was just really surprised by the popularity (it seemed similar to the popularity of Donald Duck comics in Europe). My friend's father really liked Archie Comics as a teenager and he introduced them to his son at around the age of 10 or 11.…

That's the best possible example of how quaint it truly is!

I have a friend of Indian descent/ancestry. He was actually the first one to inform me that Archie comics are really popular in India. It seems that Indian parents really enjoy Archie comics and often purchase them for their kids since they view Archie as a good role model (His dad never cared for Jughead, though).…