Wait, we can't redeem our upvotes for a cash prize? What was the point of all this?!

Rabbits are just cute rats.

I'd eat a penguin, if the flavor was good enough! Flavor reigns supreme in my heart.

The ingredients are terrible, but the flavor is great. McDonald's might suck, but they are the masters of flavor. All my friends wanted me to try In-N-Out, but I thought it was terrible. I mean, I don't care about the freshness of their organic french fries! They were so bland! All I care about is the flavor!…

Pence is a football to the groin, while Trump is a shotgun to the heart. I'd rather get hit in the groin repeatedly than die.

The sauce wasn't even that good! It's just the sweet and sour sauce with added soy sauce. That's really all it was! Ten year old me tried the mulan sauce and thought it was okay, but it wasn't my favorite sauce. The BBQ sauce is my one and only! I'd die to get my hands on those dark meat chicken nuggets again. Those…

Hello, I'm the resident Catholic on here, but Ignatius is the like the most vanilla saint name. You could have chose from this list of crazy names: Gummarus, Gaetano, Clotilde, Expeditus, Friard, Columbanus, Malo, Fiacre, Tiburtius, Gaugericus, Perfectus, Gerontius, Drogo, Aimo, Hagio, and Aceolus.

Dale's wrong about a lot of things, but he's right about his hatred of Peggy. In the later seasons, the writers started pairing him with Peggy (they dialed back his animosity towards her) and it just didn't work.

Eh! Life's generally unfair, so let's just have some fun before WW3/Kinja (both events are pretty equivalent).

I live in my cubicle. Hopefully, if I save enough money, I'll be able to afford a tiny house and a cat.

Day Camp is the least sexy type of camp in the world. Where's the sultry risk or the dangerous enticement? There's absolutely none!

This was a great comment, Velocirapstar! I can only imagine the horror that these children go through when one or both of their parents are deported away. I wish we lived in a compassionate society that thought twice before breaking up a family. If only life was more like an early 90s children movie.

Boy, I can't wait to see those kids utilizing sextants for the purpose of competitive navigation! It's going to be better than 10 Super Bowls!

Blues Traveler's 'Straight On Till Morning' was pretty good. I mean, it wasn't 'Four' or 'Travelers and Thieves' in terms of quality, but it was completely satisfactory.

This isn't pop culture! There, I said what needed to be said! If this had happened to Taylor Swift then it would've been worth the internet space.

I can understand the charm and appeal of the first four, but wouldn't insufferable film snob repel others or do you save that persona specifically for people with good personalities?

You just read the article about her, though. That automatically goes against the 'have you read about her online' restriction.

'History in the Mix' was great. I had to beg my mom to buy it for me since it was from 'Wacko Jacko'. I listened to it constantly. The Ghosts short-film was great, but it had too many reaction shots from the video's audience. I needed more of that great dancing.

My New Zealand friend still can't get enough of 'How Bizarre'.

I just turned 28 this year, but does that feeling ever go away? If not, boy…