I ran out a few months ago and tried about a dozen knockoffs. Some were too sweet, others were too mild, and a few tasted entirely different. Only one came close, so I had starting using it as my stand-in.

To be fair, we haven’t been at war with Canada since the early 19th century, so most Americans probably do not know Canadian geography all that well.

Gizmodo simply converted from metric (Newfoundland) to US customary units (Cape Cod), since it serves mostly an American audience.

Bluey had me at “tactical wee” and we use the term fairly regularly, now.

I found an early studio demo of the new tune:

Rise of the Planet of the Apes was pretty good and at the very least set the stage for the arguable better sequels.

Strangely absent is the hotel room key.

Chernobyl Farms: Our chicken isn’t woke! We’re not even sure it’s chicken...

I second Itsycal.

This is the first McNugget I’ve actually wanted.

If you haven’t seen his Russian Mafia story, do yourself a solid and watch this:

Right? I got this TCL at Best Buy pre Black Friday for $199:

It’s too bad Über was already taken...

Parton is a national treasure.