You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

I don’t agree. At those angles and those speeds, how can a defender put himself in a position to make a tackle (or force the QB to need to slide) and avoid opening himself to that exact penalty? I’m not someone who longs for the old days. I’m just pointing out there is an inherent problem with that play. It’s a no-win…

I mean he slides late. Kiko didn’t have to lower his shoulder into him but if Flacco doesn’t want to get hit slide when you are 4 yards away from a charging defender not 2.

In fact, if you wrap a puppy in an American flag and put it on top of a pumpkin-spice gift certificate to Starbucks and tell a white woman you’re giving it to a soldier, she will spontaneously orgasm.

I kind of expected the article to be blank when I clicked the headline. It’s not but comes to the same conclusion. I was poor as a kid and for a long time we couldn’t afford the glasses I needed. Badly needed,i couldn’t see more than two feet away from my face. I got some eventually, probably through some charity that…

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Thirty years together. I want us to be one of those old couples who makes their diamond anniversary. All shriveled and lumpy and still in love.

Another thing, 60 percent of first marriages fail, 80 percent of second marriages fail.”

I’m surprised he hasn’t fired his penis, yet.

I mean, what can we do? Learn to talk in code among each other?There are some white people who are never going to be happy if we have ANYTHING (apparently I have to specify some white people or some white people get all in their feelings). If they have $20 and we have $10 some of them will assume that somehow we took…

Uhh, not sure if you’re familiar with the concept of justice here, but a person never needs to prove innocence.

Clearly, Brooke needed to use the “mute” button in Around The Horn fashion.

Trump’s reaction to getting called out for not condemning white supremacists is to viciously attack a black man?

I did nazi that coming.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

When one person wants more kids and the other person pretends that they agree even when they don’t.....well, it doesn’t end well. At. All.

I don’t think that is true at all. After having one kid, the two parents might have really different reactions to parenthood, and one may take on a lot more of the burden than the other. Not saying that is what happened here, but it seems pretty plausible for a lot of people.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

Hey i watched his special. I laughed. Based on the millions he made, or the crowd feedback, or the fact that its the most watched netflix comedy special i would say...at least one other person besides myself considers them jokes.

♪♫ Tale as old as tiiiiiime.... ♫♪

So, Puff Daddy’s tweet is what’s separating us? Not the asshole in the white house and the ones in Congress and Senate? Not the assholes on Fox News? Not continuation of Jim Crow laws? Not police killing brown and black folks for no reasons? It’s this tweet? OK then.