Well then,

See, then, that should be an avenue to premeditation for an ambitious prosecutor.

Is something a hot taek if it is scientific fact?

Something is wrong with you if you don’t at least like Wanda.

If the Ethans, Kimbers, Aidans, Siennas and Dustins of the world want to make themselves available for Jaws’ lunch (i.e. go surfing, diving, shark cage hangin’ (for chrissake, it’s called a Shark-cage!)), happy eating big boy!

Once knew a family with three boys, all named “Andre” but spelled differently. I don’t recall how the spellings differed.

Real Aunt Viv, forever:

Is that right, that the bill for life in prison is less than the bill for the death penalty? I’m not being funny or purposely obtuse to try and make a point, but curious what is going into the metric you used/know/found to substantiate that claim. Is it a function of a higher price tag for suicide watch/death row…

They didn’t forget. They just can’t accept that something which is considered desirable could have either come from or be naturally endowed upon, a black.

I tried getting really, really skinny, and I learned that no matter how thin I got, I was still gonna have a butt.

I came here to shout out my homeboy who is just trying to get his damn laundry in the washing machine while having his head rubbed and access blocked by my homegirls who are just turned on at the wash ‘n fold.

You mean Larry’s wife?

I think you explained it perfectly. I was going to go with more seething anger about the choice to go black woman bachelorette before black bachelor.

#notallcockroaches

Poison skittles. God dammit!

Yeah, that’s a bunch of bullshit.

Admirable application of amplified alliteration, A-plus!

What’s wrong with calling her as “mother”?