Rocky HIV

2001 NFC Championship Game - Giants 41 Vikings 0. I was 9 and, as a life-long Minnesotan, it was a nice precursor of what my sports-future held!

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

He mentioned he’s been taking care of Tristan since he was 17 years old. Does that mean Lebron was covering his expenses while he was in college?

Because the spa is too hot for some bears.

Well, of course they fucked up covering the violations. The school isn’t called Southern Hit.

I admit, when I first saw Bomani on ATH a few times, I thought he was just another ESPN pawn but with more expression in his face.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Little known fact - his middle name is Bedtime.

“I don’t want to go in and tell my pitchers, ‘Just throw it and hit him in the back,’...

Hall & Scrote

Back in the day we were more polite about handling this common occurrencee. You’d sidle over and quietly say, “Um Bob, looks like the roast beef is rather rare today.” You’d then tuck your balls back in your tighty whiteys and carry on with your day.

Later, Wright admitted, "You know, that Gossage guy was really onto something. His '365 Days of Dickishness' desk calendar really works!"

Most shocking thing I’ve ever read is that Felix is only 29. I’d swear he’s been pitching since 1995 or so.

Mass is different from Maryland, Drew...it has more irish and less blacks...I think that's on the back of the shirt

“They fucking rock and generally seem to be good role models for little girls.”

Everyone besides the keeper you mean.

Jo Mama.

I like the theory that it was Drake who really complained, possibly talking to Williams about it. He wasn’t comfortable telling dad he didn’t want to always be at the ballpark, and couldn’t have forseen that dad would flip his shit and quit baseball over it.

Yours is more plausible, but I choose to believe Ken Williams is banging Drake’s mom and doing her bidding by keeping her son away from crazy ol’ dad.