...is it possible that nobody on the White Sox cares about his dipshit son and they demanded he not come in the clubhouse KNOWING FULL WELL LaRoche would get pissed and retire? Qui bono?! The White Sox, that’s who! $13 million they may as well have set on fire by dragging his carcass on the field gets to stay in their…

Grits. My passion for grits knows no bounds.

This post is overly long and completely libelous toward the creaminess possibility of oats in water. JESUS CHRIST HamNo, HOW MUCH DAIRY DO YOU CONSUME. ARE YOU A NEWBORN BABY GOAT?

*Gazing at navel.*

Is it better to use a huge bowl and a very small spoon or a small bowl and spoon that is so large it can barely fit into the bowl?

This guy is my new favorite player.

Should sign with the Padres.

Dear MLB/Commish Manfred,

Wow. Who knew Centrum Silver contained steroids?

Babe Ruth, for Goodness sakes, pointed to the bleachers and by all accounts said the era’s equivalent of “I’m going yard on you, motherfucker”.

Any relation?

Probably a better option than son, Steve.

According to Evan Turner, he’s the best player in the league.

He probably didn’t help his cause by saying he needed a place to whip women into shape.

Not quite as fancy as AP's ride, but he's also not a fucking asshole

Good point, he really used to stump ‘em with that move.

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

vanilla offense

here’s hoping that Cuban ballplayers will be able to come to MLB via safer means.

Because the Nets exist.