The thing about fuckers like Gervais, Chapelle, John Cleese, Rob Schneider, Tim Allen, and others that are always spouting this bullshit about “cancel culture” and “wokeness”, is that their whole schtick is “We should be allowed to joke and mock anything, everything, all the things, without limits”. And then they the…

Larry Squatter and the Wizard's Rock.

Those sound like great MST3k episodes

Other future Snyder franchises:

I look forward to Zack Snyder’s Crusade of the Lost Temple - Part One: The Ark of Doom.

If this doesn’t get blocked by the government on the grounds of creating a monopoly, then we should just burn our entire system of government to the ground because it is fucking useless. 

Immediately no. Block that shit.

The bastard would probably find some way to turn the tub into a tax write-off.

And there it is. I saw a number of people earlier this year predict that Zaslav’s goal was to make WBD more appealing for a merger of some kind.

If you want to see what that looks like, look no further than the “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” bit on Late Night. 

If you’re needing to emphasize that this is an “adult-animated” miniseries, I feel like the lede is being buried here. I’m curious about Netflix’s miniseries animated by minors.

Stephen Colbert thought it would be funny to do a comedy sketch with Henry Kissinger. What the fuck were you thinking, Stephen?

And outside of his Indochinese-peninsula record, please remember he also has thousands of corpses behind him in South America, basically running the Pinochet and Argentina coups and facilitating the infamous “School of the Americas” where future mass murderers went to polish their craft. 

Wondering what John Oliver’s response will be. He’s been teasing Kissinger’s demise as a running gag for a while. 

It strikes me that “a century” is a nice, round, symbolically weighty number that Satan would offer in one of his deals.

The ‘90s were all about attempts to rehab these ghouls for a young, hip audience. Remember when they were floating another presidential run for Nixon before he kicked off? Somehow this was all MTV’s fault for trying to make mainstream American politics cool rather than the horrific hellscape it had been the entire…

Look, if you’re a genuine evil war criminal, at some point you have to start worrying about your Legacy and flailing around for anything to seem for posterity like you were actually human. Like Dubya and his paintings.

See, my own personal deadpool was ‘Kissinger vs Chomsky’. Either way, perhaps the universe is not so bleak after all . . .

Henry Kissenger, of the famous Kissenger vs Carter deadpool fame.  Thankfully Jimmy Carter has won.