Somewhere at the offices of A&E, someone is thinking: "A star is born."

The mother had already had a child removed from her home. The father seems to be a loud mouthed, idiot breeder side effect.

My personal opinion is that your personal opinion is fucking stupid.

They're hideous

Let's hear it for cats with extra toes! Gummitch has seven!

Do you have another cat? Our Manx is fascinated with BoyCat's tail much to his annoyance. They have lived together for six years and she just cannot get over that thing sticking out over his Burt.

I'm fond of traditional carols done by the King's College choir. This is my favorite

Mine has extra toes on all four paws and two different-colored eyes. I call her my little mutant and like to joke that she was conceived in a nuclear testing facility. Hence her name: Silkwood. (Woody for short.)

Have you ever seen the film Shortbus? And did you name him that because he's a little slow?

My twins were spazzy babies and they couldn't clap. They'd try to bring their hands together, but they'd just miss. We used to call that "shortbus." And we had them trained like little seals. We'd say, "Shortbus!" and they'd start almost-clapping wildly, with big, stupid grins on their faces. Awesome party trick.

My cat is named Quagmire, but he answers to Dickface. Oops.

Mine is named Fatass. If he doesn't like it, he should go on a diet.

hear hear.

To be fair, this is far from the worst discussion of class dynamics I've seen on the internet this week, A nutjob tumblr radfem I follow for laughs has been insisting that "all inter-class intercourse is rape".

It's also borderline offensive. She's a thin, white, traditionally pretty woman. Her acting isn't that great, and the reason why she's our friend is because she talks about food and makes quirky expressions. She's safe.

Side-note because I am like a kindergardener:

You know what is vegan and tastes almost exactly like Nutella?

What this lady did sucks, but I'm kinda annoyed that she got banned faster than the Roastbusters did.

What if I told you that the cassette player was in my Chevette?

Good lord, the way this is written is completely unreadable.