As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.

I am very inappropriately reminded of the joke about that religious guy trapped in the flood that ends with him in heaven asking god "why didn't you save me?" and god says "I sent you three boats!"

Well if Jesus died on the cross so we would all be healed I think he deserves a refund.

It's weird but she seems so human in this response. She WANTS to conform to the beauty standards but it's hard. I rarely see her so vulnerable.

See, this is what I hate about celebrity and sites like Jezebel sometimes.

I have reread this comment 3 times and cannot stop laughing. A perfect point.

The first horseman was the Dorito taco flavored Doritos. Now this. What horrors will come next?

The four cookies of the apocalypse?

I think they already did "Cookies n' Cream"-flavored Oreos. Yup. Oreo-flavored Oreos.

The whole cookie dough thing needs to end. Altogether. Used to be it was an illicit little treat when somebody made Tollhouse cookies. Now it's ubiquitous gobs of sugary factory-made goo in every desert product.

It's true cookie dough is a meta flavor in general, but might I suggest that the cookies and cream flavored oreo is even more meta in the particular?

Recursive sweets

LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST!

*If you chant it, she will come.*

Sorries, Ol Auntie Em, but Kanye IS the VERY BEST Rap Artist in the Entire WORLD, bar none, ever, and never. I'm a 60 something white Jew so I KNOW. I got der shizzle cred, you see. Drank.

I'm going to go on a limb and assume you and the Zombie Queen are Canadian. In that case, may I offer a mighty (and teasing) eff ya'll. Ya'll's country borne him and raised him, ya'll's country should be the one that has to keep him.

For anyone wondering, and because the article didn't really make the connection, the use of a fake noise machine relies on attribution theory. Basically the idea here is that when people experience discomfort, they try to find reasons why they might feel uncomfortable so they can minimize discomfort (this is how panic…

When someone commits fraud (such as making up credentials) and tries to profit off that fraud, they run the risk of having someone look into those credentials.

HuffPo response to this all:

Please say someone send it back to him with a note that read "Yes".