emmysuesouthernbell
Ol' Auntie Em
emmysuesouthernbell

Unrelated...I love your user name. Rilla of Ingleside for life.

I did, too. Mr. GGB noticed me blinking and sputtering, so I read him her "about" page wherein she answered questions from readers. Along the way, she said her dude has cheated on her at least a dozen times and she knows he'll do it again, but she won't leave because she looooooooves him. In response, Mr. GGB said,

Emma! Fancy meeting you on the internet! (It's Charlene, friend of your bridegroom)

Ah shit, that was me last week with Burt taking over. The Burt and Lindy combo? Deadly. Goodbye, weekend!

Is it going to be just Burt and Lindy all weekend? Cause I have shit to do and I am going to get fuck all accomplished if I have to refresh and re-read Jez every hour. #Wow #Burt&Lindy #DreamJez #SuchHappy

Why can't a cartoon monkey, be just that, a cartoon monkey?

Listen, you can tell her that if you want. You don't have to live with her.

Hey, I TEACH yoga and wear walmart yoga pants. Because that's what I can afford on a yoga teacher's pay. Although, right now I'm wearing Yogafit brand pants that I got for $6 at Ollie's Discount. They're usually $50. Otherwise, JC Penney's has decent compression and yoga pants for normal prices.

You eat it while whistfully staring out a window while covered in an artisinal veil.

The butlers fart for them. (See what I did there? Butt-ler? Sorry.)

I was actually thinking that MY name should be 'Cross'. It matches my personality!

Just FYI, I've just looked up some stats and they report the age of first-time sex in the US as 18 and in New Zealand as 17.8. It didn't break it down into males and females, but I still think it calls your assertion into question.
I don't question that we have a rape culture problem here, as in most other countries.

Definitely! As in me yelling to my kid "don't you make me cross!" It'd just be weird to say "don't make me cross, Cross!."

Hi zzyzzxs, thanks for persevering with this. My point is that sometimes its all in the delivery. If we truly want to have reform at a societal level we need to get people listening to us - making really strong statements to whit that a whole country (in this case NZ or Aus) are all slut shamers and victim blamers

This is why I pair miniskirts with the oldest, scariest period undies in the drawer. Peepers will be punished.

I won't be convinced until we weigh her next to a duck. She's gotta be frontin'.

Oh, I always assume that people that are nice are highly suspicious and will one day turn homicidal. So I like all my people a little bitchy.

She was just ♪ Tryna find the words to describe this douche without being disrespectfuuuuul. ♪

She is not actually showing that much in this picture?