Can I star this 12,000 more times?

Ooh, did you have to pick up walnuts when you were a kid? I was raised in San Joaquin County and the neighbors and a family friend both had walnut orchards. We used to make $1 a bucket to pick them, but they were so slimy and gross in their green skins. But good outdoor activity and income for kids! And walnuts are…

Huh, that's pretty cool.

I think I immediately have to go to New Zealand because you just described the most perfect place.

This story really has me coming out of my shell. I wish law enforcement would really grind down and crack these cases. But I guess if you want the seeds of justice to grow, you have to Plant 'er yourself.

"Episode" 2!

Whaaaaat. YOU TAKE THAT BACK MELISSA. He was the best part of that show.

You're not the only one at least! I remember doing the same thing when I was 4 or 5. I remember getting ready to sit on the potty when I realized I had another pair of undies left to pull down. Little kids are easily distracted I guess and skip important steps when getting dressed :-D

BONUS POINTS FOR USE OF "BURT BAG."

But satire almost always has a context. This doesn't seem to present a context in the same way.
I don't know. It's not satire in the way it typically occurs to me.

True. But the best satirists (Colbert, etc) know their audience, and ensure that it's interpreted correctly.

I'm giggling and crying at "Chad still looks like a foot."

Haircut or wig?

Yeah, the price is insane, but she's definitely rocking that whole juxtaposition of super feminine/frilly and punk rock. That's one of my favorite combos.

it just makes her look so adorably disaffected.

Something tells me "Oedipus" would have been a much more suitable name.

I was at Whole Foods once, when I heard a mom saying to her toddler, "Midas! Don't touch that!"

Party like it's 1699!

I typed before I read the exchange with JustPassingThrough. NOW I GET IT. So I am erasing what I would've posted here. Also my earlier "NO" should include a great gif from RuPaul's Drag Race, but I'm an idiot and didn't post it.