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There has been no evidence of osteological indicators of cannibalism in Maori skeletal remains. One would think that if ya butchered and ate your fellow man, you'd probably find the bodies that show it.

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Apparently it's fine to do this with non-American natives and their rituals and if you point it out you are "no fun" because Beyonce is so fahabulous that it's totes ok - who knew, huh?

If you wash it in cold with cold-appropriate detergent, that won't happen. I haven't separated my clothes in years and they are still white and black and vibrant colour, respectively :D

Yup. "Send money" as advice for her mother post breakup. Well, that's... something. I'm not sure she even wants comfort to begin with.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

I see that as taking some joy in exposed hypocrisy more than fat shaming, because you're not laughing at them because they gained weight...you're laughing because they're finally in the crappy situation they made fun of.

I live in a fantasy world where Madonna doesn't go to public screenings of films. She is a kamablationaire; she has films she is interested in seeing shipped to her screening mansion (only peasants have 'screening rooms,' Madonna built a mansion just to watch movies), located on a beautiful desserted island. She

I agree with you. Instead of just criticizing, why not also do some actual reporting on fashion trends?

Wait, why is this about white women somehow appropriating the braid? I've been putting my hair into two braids since I first read that Laura Ingalls did that to her hair with ribbon.

How about the long history of intricate European hairstyles that traditionally involved braids? Celts and Gaels and the Dutch, oh my! The

Once the milk goes bad, no one is safe in the fridge!!!

What kind of "non internet reading" did you do? I've found some awesome books on the topic as well, in the New Age and Conspiracy sections of B&N! One book I totally recommend is "Vaccines and Mossad! A reptilian odyssey".

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Well, Charo, having spent half her career on a cruise ship, knows all too well the perils of diarrhea.

Porter shows up to dates on his fixie.

Yeah, and why do I ALWAYS READ THE COMMENTS on these links??!! I should know better than to peep at the trolls, but I just can't help myself. It makes me angry and tired. If the internet was a city, I wouldn't leave my house without a gun.

I love when people tell me how traumatized I must be, and that's probably why I do porn. Also, I love it when people tell me I don't have any agency, because if I did obviously I wouldn't be in porn, right? SIGH

I mean why listen to the porn stars themselves? They might be women, but they're probably silly women whose

You guys we really DO need to stop putting dolphins on pedestals.

I was a really, really poor kid (the only clothing that I owned for a very, very long time was 2 pairs of pants, 3 shirts and one pair of shoes - all of which I wore until it fell apart) so now that I'm older I have a really hard time letting go of my clothes. I literally have a walk-in closet (in my room) and a

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