Oh my god, that's an Oreo flavoured ice cream Oreo. A deliberately, artificially Oreo flavoured Oreo, on ice like a Disney spinoff.

Cookie dough flavoured cookies. Cookies that taste like they haven't been baked but actually they have been baked?
We've come full circle, folks. The end is surely nigh.

Cookie dough flavoured cookies. Cookies that taste like they haven't been baked but actually they have been baked?
We've come full circle, folks. The end is surely nigh.

I love Hillary, but that is Hillary-ous.

You know, when animals overpopulate, we cull them. Boomer cull anyone? Anyone?

Poor people pumping out kids is just such an ugly way to phrase it.

Plenty of room for immigration then guys!

The snot washes off. That's the point of washing. The "gross" factor is how corporates convince you to part with your money at the expense of the planet.

Still boggles my lil mind how Kanye can insinuate that he is the best rapper in the world and at the same time fail so completely at using his words effectively. Words are supposed to be your canvas, man! Fix up! Or don't, it's funnier if you keep on.

Oh bummer, Evie Havok doesn't care about the things I have to say. How will I live with myself?

Not digging the lego man waist. Or is it the bendy bit in a drainage pipe? No! It's one of those buses that are two buses with a bendy join in the middle, stood on its end.

I actively dislike both drop waists and empire waists and here's BOTH OF THEM. Tell me drop waists aren't coming back plz?

Me three. I've always hated running and cardio machines but it turns out I love lifting free weights and climbing small mountains. Who knew?

Me three. I've always hated running and cardio machines but it turns out I love lifting free weights and climbing small mountains. Who knew?

1: you have the best username ever, I love it

For real, the states can keep him.

Dear Jezebel,

Imagine what that $10k could have done for a women's refuge.

It shows.

Ugh, I had a go at someone on the town swap'n'shop Facebook page just before Christmas for advertising for a mate for her unspayed chihuahua. Yay puppies are fuuuuunnnnnn don't worry any old chihuahua will do! Let's not worry about birthing problems or unknown lineages or any of that!
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