Ugh, I had a go at someone on the town swap'n'shop Facebook page just before Christmas for advertising for a mate for her unspayed chihuahua. Yay puppies are fuuuuunnnnnn don't worry any old chihuahua will do! Let's not worry about birthing problems or unknown lineages or any of that!
Unsurprisingly, I am not popular…

Ugh, I had a go at someone on the town swap'n'shop Facebook page just before Christmas for advertising for a mate for her unspayed chihuahua. Yay puppies are fuuuuunnnnnn don't worry any old chihuahua will do! Let's not worry about birthing problems or unknown lineages or any of that!
Unsurprisingly, I am not popular…

Have you ever been in a darkroom?

Fuck allay'all except Burt. I love it. Except that zipper. Fix that and I love it.

Fuck allay'all except Burt. I love it. Except that zipper. Fix that and I love it.

Different strokes for different folks and different arses for different classes (That works if you say it in my New Zealand accent ok)?
Different derrières for different care-i-aires
Different rumps for different humps
Different tushes for different squooshes
Different butts for different NO THATS MEAN EM DONT SAY IT

By Jove you're right! They're as similar as Jodi Picoult novels.

She's right though, it's scruffy as fuck. I will never ever understand the attraction to any of that gaggle of chin black holes, especially the scruffy ginger with the nazi costume. Did y'all forget about the nazi costume already?

I don't particularly mind what folks do to themselves, but hot damn those masks are some uncanny valley shit.

Maggie Gyllenhaal? Are you mental or casting Bizarro Hipster DC?

Well it sure isn't Grammar Magazine. Protip: possessive its, no apostrophe. Contraction 'it is' or 'it has', apostrophe away!

Nope, not me. But I only ever notice the ones at the checkout at save-on with the really bad cover lines. I almost bought the one that said I could lose 184lb by cutting wheat from my diet because being -34lb would have been kinda cool. I don't know anyone that occupies negative space and I think that comes with…

Dude's supposed to a rapper. Words are ostensibly his stock in trade, so yeah it's kinda funny seeing someone who's made millions at that fail at freestyling or even speaking.

Miley Cyrus, 21, is sooooo advanced in maturity as to be unintelligible to people four years younger than her.

I do live in a small town, but those are a mix of family from new Zealand and California, friends from Australia and acquaintances in Canada.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or genuine shrieking. Statue does not appear anorexic.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or genuine shrieking. Statue does not appear anorexic.

In my world we have Aberdeen, Ayston, Zayden, Kourtlynn, Lyrik, Nixon and everyone else has a old person name (Alma, Elsie, Saul etc)

".. and exciting for Anna, who, via a little diddy called "For the First Time in Forever,"

Barkenstock!