emmysuesouthernbell
Ol' Auntie Em
emmysuesouthernbell

I will never understand the fancy for that mob of chinless wonders. Especially the ginger one.

It's the thigh gap. I can't help but imagine that people with thigh gap like that have Barbie-esque plastic non-genitalia under there, cause that is just how Barbie's hip joints look.

HI MARX KITTIES!

I feel for Steve a lil bit. But I have a cat named Shortbus so....

I think I'm kinda for awakeness during cosmetic* body mods. I think it's good to have an understanding of exactly what's happening to your body. If I was in the market for implants I'd do it that way.

Self conscious greasy nerd spotted.

CONFESSION: I am a pretty small sized person and when I was living in Australia I used to fly a lot for work. I found that my small size was take advantage a lot by big dudes and armrest hoggers and because I am kinda petty and the novelty has well and truly worn off air travel for me, I used to deliberately eat a it

A: Christmas songs are never not insufferable and B: given that all modern* Christmas songs are insufferable, I wish you'd labeled your videos so I'd know whether you ranked them in the correct order of insufferability because I am sure as hell not playing any of them.

You'll still see the archaeology on the desks and bathroom walls. And anywhere else a person can get to with a sharpie.

Nah, if you're going to pass judgements, it just makes you human. Just because you're glad your acquaintance can go and get a legal and safe abortion when she needs one doesn't mean you have to refrain from thinking she might be planning badly when it's the fourth one because she and her husband "don't believe in

Calm down, angry poutine!

Calm down, angry poutine!

Well ooh er, ms former southerner! Aren't you just so much better now that you've moved to the big city.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised at your weird stereotyping and attempt to distance yourself from where you came from. You are from the south, after all and as you've just pointed out, people from the south are

This is the kind of thing that plays out in my head whenever I'm in a high place, or waiting for a train.

He murdered that canvas too.

Well that's a very different picture than you painted in your original post there, but in general yeah, you are the only person in control of your behaviour and having a big old tanty is not going to encourage anybody to engage with you. I had to learn this too when I was in my early 20s.

Sounds like the problem is with you. "Set you off" isn't a thing. You going off is a thing. Don't do that thing.

I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS

Are you sure it's not us projecting our ideas about Kim's insecurity onto her baby? Cause that's what it looks like to me. Fancy anyone giving a fuck about a baby's eyebrows.

On the other hand (anecdotal alert), the difference in me between not supplementing iron and b12 is night and day. Or balled up on the couch versus lifting weights at the gym if you like. Veggers and vegans do need to seriously consider these two nutrients - b12 in particular as there isn't a good non-animal source of