Guys! Guys! I smoked weed as a child and I am an Literal Genius*!

I gotta say it's kind of irritating that Jez keeps telling me Jennifer Lawrence is my BFF. She's not, she's just an actor and I'm not even interested in the movies she's in.

Oh dear lord, there are TWO of these?

MY KIND OF LIGHTS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR KIND OF LIGHTS RAAAGH (-o-)

I'm a bad person but I kinda want to do that, just to see what the person would do. Probably think I'm being all sarcastic I guess?

To be fair, a massive spend-a-ganza that you blow all your money on and punch people over is a pretty white thing to do.

Tail five! :D

I'm very pleased with my new cloaca too. Not to mention my shiny exoskeleton!

Probably not at the on brand Nutella bar though.

She looks kinda anxious in all these pictures.

I wish you'd called it 'Shill Squad' instead of 'commerce team'.

I guess I just wouldn't wanna be the person rolling up to the Nutella bar going "hey can you make me something with no Nutella in it at this here Nutella bar please".

Uh, you know Nutella itself isn't vegan, right? Got all that milk goodness up ins.

Are you sure that reply was meant for me? I don't feel angry?

Life is complex like that eh?

Sounds like Charles was mom's 'friend'.

They were 12, yo.

I am kinda surprised that it hasn't occurred to people that they can't be controlled en masse, therefore why pay for their items? All it'd take would be a few real good high value lootings to stop the Black Friday lunacy for good.

Meh, who on telly isn't coked up.

B-b-b-b-b-but there's Junkyard Wars and Storage Wars and Shipping Wars and Flipping Shit Old Cars Wars and Eating Weiners Wars and Renovating Bathrooms Wars and Zit Popping Wars and Nose Picking Wars.