She looks like a Gold Coast meter maid.

I know I was bathed every single day. I still can't hear the outro music to 'the flintstones' without thinking "bath time!". Bathed by my mother who worked, at that. Sister too. It's totally possible to have clean children AND a job.

Commercial bakeries are actually pretty blokey places, unless you're in one of those froufrou cupcake shops or something.

I'd say the Chevette was looking out for you.

"It was awful to witness. But somehow, guiltily, it was a relief. As his crowlike keen stretched and wavered around the spindles that would render him eternally silent, I sighed. Better our love burn out now than contract a wasting disease from the Spaghetti Incident and wither for years waiting for Chinese Democracy,…

Part of me wishes you had written "my love for him died in a tragic accident one day in nineteen ninety-dicks, when he was mangled by a crazed cassette player".

One of my ancestors in Scotland was hanged for successfully using a frying pan as a weapon, killing her neighbour (who apparently was making unwanted advances). It is a Family Fun Fact I am strangely proud of.

OK guys, I read the Vice article. I did this for you, so you don't have to. Here's the coherent rundown.

I tried. I really tried, because against all reason I want to know whether a double beezy involves two mouths, two dongs, or two of each. But I couldn't make any sense out of all those bullet points. I feel like I've been shot with bullet point buckshot. In the brain.

Better than being rude and shovey. :)

That's a very odd red carpet expression. Is she about to hurl?

Would a slow accumulation of poisons make her lose weight and act weird too? It sounds plausible to me but I have no medical or too knowledge whatsoever except for what's on the side of my Tylenol bottle.

Nope, I'm pretty sure intentionally shoving folk is a real physical aggression issue that will eventually get you physical aggression in retaliation.

Just quietly, if you're getting kicked off planes it might be for shoving other passengers and being a rude pain in the ass rather than for being fat. Just going from your many, many angry posts here about physically shoving people and getting aggressive and fighting for space.

Well make sure you never sit next to that angry LibbyBell character. She'll shove your arms off and maybe try to fight you.

Holy shit, you're mad at everyone in every thread. Maybe you're just a really angry person IRL. I sincerely hope I never sit next to a fat person who shoves my arm off the armrest and gets aggressive, by which I mean you. You must be an absolute nightmare to travel with.

You're really angry about other people being uncomfortable on planes. Are you okay, dear?

Augh, that's gross. What a nightmare.

Exactly. You don't have to be literally hitler and a terrible person to be profoundly irritating.

I just don't think it's weird or unhealthy to be aware that male creatures have penises and that's where the wee comes from. Maybe it's cause I grew up with pets and playing in the bush, where you just go behind a tree or whatever, I dunno. Your kid's only going to learn to be shocked because you are.