Relax, I'm pretty sure toddlers know about peeing already.

That would be the "teenage 'stache of optimism". I've seen/not seen them.

Well fancy that! Hello! :D

There's a cricket or something in the same style next to it. Please help, I don't know who to be offended on behalf of about the cricket.

Here's 2011 Auntie reppin the (never) fuck your sad boner squad.

Gimme some advance notice and I'll be there with a super slowmo camera so everyone can enjoy it.

It's juvenile and stupid, but then again he don't do clever shit, so...

That's Sylvia Plath.

That's how I used it in the 90s, except I thought of it as "ratshit" - an all-purpose kind of an insult to an object. "No I don't want to buy your ratshit fuckin' turntables man". I don't think I ever had occasion to spell it.

The lonely rhinestones would make a great country band name.

Night cheese crew reporting in: Smoked gruyere and scotch oatcakes at 3am last night, don't remember any dreams. Great cheese though.

I've just started yoga classes and I'm wearing old crew t-shirts and my super flash Walmart yoga pants. I don't usually walmart, I swear, but it was short notice and I'm pretty sure it's harder to yoga in jeans. What are your pants of choice?

Have you got the safety razor pants-shave in there? I've always wondered whether it might be damaging the fabric rather than saving it , but it's a good quick fix for small areas.

Yeah dude. I eat my Ethereal-Os in a mossy dell in the lower garden with a literal silver spoon in perfect seclusion in my baroque silk nightgown. The babble of the brook covers the breakfast farts and he's none the wiser.

None of this will ever happen to me because I've only got one surname and so does my mother.

I thought it looked more like a bat. It's got little ears.

I'm bringing back the bike shorts under the skirt. Elementary school retro! Preferably with a big "FUCK YOU" screen printed across the crotch.

I kinda hope the hat has bedbugs.

I just kinda turned it around and around in my head and couldn't really see a point so I stopped. If you find the joke, clue me in cause all I got was a confusing non sequitur out of it. Must be one of those Where's Waldo type jokes.

Hey, it's still pretty nice there. Just like the US has Steubenville and Maryville, but also San Francisco and Yellowstone and other great stuff.