Hang on, I need to go make pancakes right now.

It pretty much is. There's a little creek with glow worms under the bank overhangs and trout and eel in it and everything. If you're ever in New Zealand and looking for a place to stay in the bush, they have a B&B cottage too.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. it's all falling into place now. What goes best with maple syrup? WALNUTS, THATS WHAT! These crimes are totally linked. It's the maple walnut mafia for sure.

Nooooo never steal a walnut! My parents are IRL walnut farmers (except in NZ not California), and they have lovingly raised their trees with friendly sheep lawnmower friends, frequent hugs and chicken company. That's why walnuts taste like love.

I like the vans without the windows :D

I felt it was important to mention that is my IRL cat. Her name is Shorty and here is what her face looks like.

SOON

I learned a thing about hippos today. Did you know that they sweat their own sunscreen? Their sweat turns red shortly after it comes out, looks like blood and blocks UV rays. Just one more reason they are my favourite cuddly deadly animal.

That thick layer of crud is what protects her from the germs on all the stuff she licks.

I choose to believe that a panty dropping palace is one in which all the laundry baskets are too small so your stuff falls out.

I don't know if it's poorly phrased or what, but it reads like your opinion is that children should be protected, unless they are annoying children that you dislike? Or that by appearing in any media, they've made an informed (remember, these are not adults) choice to open themselves up to ridicule?

It definitely isn't good satire.

Yeah, that was actually a bit flip. To be honest I was trying to work into a "he should do me except I'm more of a Quentin Blake princess". Half-baked half-thought goes back in the oven.

We call that "satire". :)

The Wonton Jezebel is my new favourite dish.

When I was small, I loved doing that thing where you hike a leg over and spin around the monkey bars. One day I accidentally put two pairs of undies on (how did I manage that? I have no idea, I was like 6), and all the other girls saw my double undies and laughed because who wears two pairs of knickers?
After that I…

PHWOOOOOARRRR! Avril Lavigne is smokin in that pic. Heaps better than the punk kid look, imo.

Oh, to be young again and to discover the big wide world of freedom and independence through being locked in a fully furnished and catered house full of cameras for weeks on end.

I love a good ragequit. But then I am a mean person who mocks internet drama on the sly.

I carry a big handbag because my girly pockets aren't big enough for my wrench, gloves and tape. Also you can fit a few beers in there, which is handy. And a tinted lip balm.