Holy mackerel! Are you a makeup artist? Do you wear all that guff at once?

Pea green shoulder bag from Value Village: $20
iPhone: I dunno, like $200? It's a 4s.
Bottle opener keychain from work: $6 with staff discount
Lip balm: $5
Notebook: $2
Quite nice Oroton wallet that was a leaving gift from an old job: $100 I guess?
Dinosaur necklace from Tatty Devine that should really be back on its nail…

I like the patent doc martens with them though.

48 is a lot of Lay's though, not everyone can afford that.

Eh, I find it less offensive than abbreviating "rest in peace". If anybody RIPs me after I die, ima haunt them. You can damn well spell out all eleven letters in your final goodbye to me thanks. And then take a casket selfie before having a wee sandwich and glass of champagne, because I like showing up in party…

There go my Orange Bodybuilder, Smurf and Navi ideas. :(

I'm beginning to understand why my mum discouraged Halloween. She used to call it "demanding stuff with menaces", and she's right.

Bring on the Historical Justice Time Machine!

Also, I think 'grotty jeanflap' might be my new go-to insult.

Ew, those flaps would be grotty after a block's walking.

Oh, it's about the commentary. I wouldn't expect an American to just know that you're supposed to respond with a feminine haka or not at all. It just grinds my gears to see people get so up in arms about fetishising American minority cultures while happily doing the same to cultures who aren't in the usual American…

"cumberbuttcheeks

I was, and I was only half serious at that. I've seen too many tumblr arguments this week and it's making me narky.

There's 'interested' and then there's BEY-BEY GOT ONE AND NOW ITS SEXAAAYYYYYY.

Apparently, it looks like Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. :P

Could you imagine the shitstorm if you replaced 'Maori' with 'First Nations American' or 'African-American'?

lol we're so exotic guys, why don't you fetishise us some more?

Cannibals? Goddamn, pakeha. You may have lived there but I guess you didn't learn all that much.

It isn't news to me that men also need to eat, shit, bathe and clean. It IS news to me that you can copyright stupid portmanteaux - this could be the solution to my broke problem! Every time you use a Neomanteau* (tm) (c) I get a bit less broke!

I hope they gave that poor wee Irish girl back to her parents after all that.