Laundry apartheid!

One day this privilege Olympics bullshit is going to start preventing people from seeking help for things because they keep getting told that if they're privileged in any way, they don't have real problems.

He's going to be able to stash shit in those brow furrows in five years.

I thought Miley's thing was ugly in its contrived-ness.

God, I thought we were wankers with our special roach-holding haemostat.

I think I might be disadvantaged by never living in the states, cause WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? What does it do? Now I have to make pie. For science.

Boxes and packets make me sad. :(
I think until you can make a meal containing only items from the outer edges of the market (and not the middle bit with the boxes and packets), then you haven't really learned to cook.

I dunno what Jez's beef is, but personally I've never forgiven her for butchering 'Emma' with all that simpering.

Joseph Finn. The man who cancelled Christmas.

HARDCORE CHILDFREE. LOL.

You realise there are lots of Muslims in the world, right?

I'm looking forward to your campaign to remove Christmas from the public holiday schedule.

Dogs, on the other hand, are more into beer. http://bowserbeer.com

I was hoping for pictures of gorgeous saris, but you've just got one of regular western monstrosities.

Yeah, this abduction victim should totally check her privilege right?

At my house it's "why so many art supplies" vs "why so many bits of computer". No, I'm probably never going to use that blue glitter paint with the hearts and stars in it, but you're also never going to use the four arduinos in the electronic toybox (though if he ever builds the fart meter chair I will make it…

"Just send money"

A BMW before 40 is a thing? Rad! I had one in my mid twenties (second hand of course). I didn't even realise I'd totally made it! :D

The Roman Empire wants a word with you.

It can't be for real going on her passport though surely. I don't think you're allowed to smile any more in them. At least, I wasn't allowed to smile in my passport and immigration documents (NZ and Canada).