Poop story! Gotta be Lindy! Yup. As a fellow toilet humour enthusiast, I'd like to bestow on you the title of Official Jezebel Digestive Writer (food too because that's just pre-poop).

Baking soda is a fricking godsend. I've used it for really thick char layers (thanks "helpful" bad cook roommates!). Sometimes it does take two or three soaks and scrubs, but eventually it'll get all the way through your homemade charcoal.

Emmental wants to haloumi
Roquefort wants to get bufala
Some of them want to asiago,
some of them want to be a bleu

Shortly after I moved cities at 16, I met a boy who was interested in me, but I wasn't into him at all. I told him I was a lesbian, just on a whim. It wasn't until about 10 years and several boyfriends later that he realized that was a lie. We weren't close friends, but we moved in the same circles, so I was amazed it…

Wouldn't it be awesome if, instead of pointing out the flaws in other people's reporting, Jez went outside and made stories from all kinds of stylish people just out and about on the street? I mean, I get that fashion is one of the core subjects here and you have to report on fashion weeks and shit. Yes, the original…

Holy shit, I wish I'd thought of that fifteen years ago!

Everyone come round my house, I'll braid you a lovely french or Dutch plait for the low low price of you bring me wine and get sloshed with me. Years of being a horsey kid made me ace at horse manes and tails and other people's hair. Still can't do my own for shit though.

I realise entirely that it is not cool to fat shame, and I don't actually think any less of my friends who are bigger, cause they wouldn't be my friends if I didn't love the shit out of them just as they are. But! In recognizing that, sometimes I really miss the glee of seeing someone who called me ugly and weird for…

I guess a slightly different but similar point might be that women from many cultures have braided hair all throughout history. It's not "new" for white people any more than it is for African American, Indian, Asian or Pacific Island people, or anyone really. So it's not just African American braids that are left out.
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Loading women into bed makes me wonder if he has some kind of erotic bedroom forklift. Oooooh yeah, put me on a skid and load me onto your bed. I'll bring the ratchet straps. Unless you have a cute pet, that is a total turn off for logistics play.

That's bizarre. I would very much like to not attend your wedding please.

A shower implies gifts will be er, showered upon the lucky person who is up the duff or whatever, but I had no idea people expected gifts for graduating. Maybe from your mum or something, but everyone at your party? Doesn't that get expensive, heaps of people graduate all at the same time, no? At any rate, if I was…

This is the best post. I love it and I love you.

Stay classy, elephant dudes.

According to lays, it's sort of barbequey. Yeah, I did it. I actually quite liked them. I wasn't into the grilled cheese and ketchup (kinda bland) nor the garlic Caesar (in theory it should be right up my alley, but... meh), and I haven't been able to find the pierogi flavour in my town.

I grew up without how to girl books and look what happened. I wear doc martens and have tools TO THIS VERY DAY.

"Waity Katie."

I dunno bro. Why don't you send nudes to all your elderly relatives for Christmas and let us know how it turns out.

Belgian witbier! Smoother than hefe and just lightly spicy. :3

Lager yells at the telly and little bits of spit hit the screen when a sports game is on.
Pale Ale thinks he's refined and adventurous, but considers a 40' RV 'camping' and tucks in his t-shirts.
Your friends definitely hate IPA. You, on the other hand, spend a lot of time talking about how perfect he is except after…