I am actually surprised. I figured they were in an open relationship.
Maybe he has an outie.
And just for this year's winter olympics:
The Tainted Tapwater
The Sochi Stray Dog Slaughter
The O-lympic Village Is Still Under Construction
The Double Toilet Bathroom
And yes, all of these are EXACTLY WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE.
Love how these tips make it sound like THIS POSITION + THRUST = INSTANT ORGASM
Something about her just annoys the crap out of me. It isn't logical, and I actually think she's very talented and always seems nice in interviews. But I can't get over that feeling of UGH every time I see her. I think for whatever reason she triggers that feeling in a lot of people.
She does Kim better than Kim does Kim.
Fuck yeah. These are staple boots in my boot collection. I unfortunately don't have shearling lining, but I do have lots of cozy wool socks. And yes, you're right about the LL Bean guarantee. For the whole life of the shoes, they'll fix 'em for you.
L.L. Bean Boot, $179
...I NEED AN ADULT
I'd rather put my mouth on this guy's dick than a cigarette. Just bein' honest. I don't like cigarettes. Penis, however...
Ugh. Can we all just stop using chemical names as scare words? Seriously, things like ketones aren't even fucking chemicals per se: they're just the names of functional groups found in many organic compounds, including things YOUR GODDAMN BODY MAKES.
YES!!!
Who the fuck gives a shit about pumpkin spice lattes anymore? We're on to peppermint mochas now, dammit. Duh!
By the way, I recently ate pumpkin pie that my friend made out of her recycled jack-o'-lantern and it was so good that my butt fell off.
eeeh, I don't know. There's not enough information (here, anyway) to come to that conclusion. It seems the women are volunteering for this and I'm not seeing where they're being told they MUST do this or their souls will burn.
I know it's what I'm calling my next party, yo!
Dear Penthouse Forum: I'd read these stories and never believed them until it happened to me! I'm a 23 years old jihadist, fighting for my rights (and Allah!). One night, I was cleaning my gun after evening prayers, when a black clad woman came into the corner of the bombed out building I had taken shelter in between…
Someone please twerk with one of these.