FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. DOUBLE EYELID SURGERY IS NOT THE ASIAN WOMAN'S WAY OF "AMERICANIZING" HER FACE. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.

Yiiiikes.

My total bitch of a grandma asked me that the last time I saw her. Hands on hip, scowl on face, "Do you eat?!"

Women with severe dysmenorrhea* and no sick days would appreciate this measure.

I'm sorry but none of these are anywhere near as disturbing as the BoobVagPeen (not official name).

See, for me, scary would be something that looks too complicated. Something like this:

Amy Schumer - Cat Park

That seems like it could be a GREAT IDEA/TERRIBLE IDEA thing (from Nordstrom's perspective). One the one hand it encourages people to get into Nordstrom and increase the store's visibility. On the other hand it seems like it would encourage people to go into the store, find shoes they like and save them for later…

Oh, fuck me.

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.

It's a LOVELY gift idea.