Just the thing for delivering your xenomorph.

Oh, hell no! I saw Logan’s Run as a child. The scene where Logan is operated on by a machine gone mad is burned into my brain forever.

4G spot sounds inherently cooler. Imagine the reception..

That makes sense. Who the fuck wants to have to pay for the data overage for a bunch of leeches?

but amazingly she could run right after. I’ve had 2 c-sections and my medical opinion is NO

For 450K? It better do a damn good cappuccino.

Huh. I thought they just did surgery.

I know, the books are better, right?

I am sorry, that episode really traumatized me and these machines reminded me of that.

I can’t read this without thinking of that scene in Prometheus.

You know the one.

I heard a Ron Howard interview yesterday, and he said that George had asked him, Spielberg and Zemeckis to each direct one, and they all said no. Can you imagine the alternate universe where they said yes? ;(

I’ve a nightmare buried deep about this, and I’m going to leave it there.

Teach it to make an omelette first, then we’ll talk.

Ladies, no. Peter Parker had many a run in with this and it did not go well!

It wasn’t a crushed trachea that killed her... she died of the continuity errors from an acute case of bad writing!

Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.

Except its diagnosing skills suck.

Uh no. That looks like an Imperial Interrogation Droid. I’d rather have this robot be my ObGyn, and that says enough, amiright ladies? Chroon-Tan-B or gtfo. That’s what I say.

If this contraption will not IMMEDIATELY stop whatever it’s doing when I gasp “hey; hold up there” or “What you doing now?” or “no, I don’t want a tattoo down there”.....................Nope.

Look, I know I never clanked like that before I came here is all I am saying.