This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

Can someone with photoshop skills PLEASE do a spread of Bill Clinton in all of Michelle’s gowns from state events/balls/etc. over the years? PLEASE? You know, just so we know what we’re gonna have for the next 4-8 years.

I feel so wrong talking about the first lady’s butt but GOD DAMN. you could bounce quarters off of it.

Sorry, but this is for science. (From here)

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

She does a lot of one-shoulder stuff, I’ve noticed.

If they break up, I think I’ll lose all hope for lasting love. They are perfect together.

Did you see the way the metal mesh fabric is reflecting off her skin? Such skin! We should all be that lucky. My Goodness!

I think he entered this race to enhance his brand, never expecting to win the primary. Then he started surging ahead and his ego became even more impossibly inflated. He’s a privileged narcissist unaccustomed to loss or to having his actions closely scrutinized. Now that his reputation - such as it was - is being…

I think it might be a form of regression in the face of massive failure. He’s reverting to a peeved little rich boy, taunting his enemies from the golden window of his golden apartment.

Oh, good, I can repost this comment:

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

my vote would be for Trump to take a citizenship test. I would SHOCKED if he could pass it.

“but I believe it is possible for most to rhetorically trounce Trump without additional chemical assistance”. With half of her brain cells tied behind her back.

But the Adderall is “prescription” so it’s OK.

He must be soaking in a gold tub filled with his own flop sweat.

He knows coke, meth and Adderall and its equivalents all will show up, right?

Fair enough. As long as Trump is willing to take an IQ test.

So true. So horribly, horribly true. These people are not economically oppressed or fed up with the system; they’re hate-filled.

GOOD ON YE, ROSE MCGOWAN.