I feel like the lack of nipple is also something people don’t realize. I too could have had a fifth surgery to “make” a nipple out of something but it didn’t make sense for me. Most mastectomies for actual cancer leave you without a nipple, which the media does not portray.

Platinum is so pedestrian.

Donald Trump only eats gold-covered donuts. His shits sparkle with all the yuuuugest gold flakes.

I’m in except for the rose and the silver. Platinum is fine to eat, it will literally go through you without losing a single atom. Silver is so much more reactive. I don’t see the point in injesting any unnecessary heavy metal, especially because you know it isn’t pure silver. I bet the same people who buy this won’t…

It should be one of those cakes with a hundred layers or something.

They should leave these donuts in conspicuously-placed guillotines in every major city, like bougie bear traps.

I don’t get why people would want to eat platinum. You can get the same effect from eating a 50-cent pile of glitter.

Is it least made with the super-fancy Patron? Because if I really wanted Patron and donuts and had $150 bucks to throw at the problem, my inclination would be to buy two fifths of patron (the blanco and the reposado, prolly) and two dozen donuts and get fucking crazy.

Edible metals, I do not get.

Emphatically, no. I don’t see the draw in tequila flavored anything. I don’t see the appeal of eating gold that actually tastes like nothing.

Wtf is the deal with people making super expensive foods by putting precious metals on top of them? Who the fuck is eating metal? Is that what rich people eat? I’ve never been inside a Tiffany’s, but is it just rich motherfuckers eating samples of gold earrings like some sort of fancy ass Costco?

Ginger-jalapeño? Esophagus says no. I’ll take a honey crueller and donate 150 bucks to charity myself.

The worst part is it’s called a Patronut.

Never mind the foil, it’s rose petal-ginger-jalapeno-tequila flavored. That’s like a taste of something coming back up. So, no.

I’ll stick with $6.00 Target brand tiramisu, thanks

I would just like to wreck this for everyone by announcing that the dough is the exact color your crap turns after drinking a bunch of jaeger.

Gold is a lot more appetizing to me for some reason. This just looks like tin foil, which does not make me want to chew it.

It doesn't look like food. It looks like tinfoil in the shape of donut. Does it even taste good?

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