This seems like a spinal injury waiting to happen

“No. Sorry. I no longer care about the well-being of someone who was a violent sex offender.”

Look, man - I’m right there with you. But you have to recognize that this is the gut reaction, and the easy way out.

Not all the stories are like this one, but FUCK! This guy was institutionalized at age five. That’s…

Now you can actually wear Rick?

I’m with Tim Gunn on this one.

There’s so little left to do that the next logical step is to start wearing each other?

I mean.... well... Okay.

Now that's what I call a strap-on!!

Watch out for the hidden “touching Anthony Hopkins’ wrinkly old silly putty ballsack” clause.

Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica:

Nor should they. But honestly, all I can think of are waffles right now. Waffles with a side of physical danger.

Hey man, Waffle House owners don’t fuck around.

Sidenote: How come Waffle Houses already look pre-aged? They just opened a new Waffle House 30 min north of me in New Port Richey at it already look like its a sad, beat-up, run-down, 38 year-old location. Its like if Ford manufactured this very moment a 1976 Mercury Marquis but also went through the trouble of…

“whacking each other with crutches and sweet potatoes.”

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

Guns n’ waffles go together like peanut butter n’ jelly. Why do these people hate freedom??

Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows leaving your gun outside is like eating waffles with a side of emasculation.

* Law-enforcement officers are typically exempted from this policy, although I struggle to understand the argument that members of the Army National Guard count as “law-enforcement officers.”