I always think of this time of year as Nerd Award Season.

Well hey Mick Mulvaney is now asking questions about things that have never happened. When told it’s never happened at PP to her knowledge, he said, but what would you do if it did.

“Just like you, mutherfucker.”

Congresspeople spend most of their time fundraising.

Oh Christ, he was being bad enough, no wonder he’s so awful about it; he’s a big fucking hypocrite.

OH RIGHT, that’s the guy who pressured his mistress to have an abortion: http://jezebel.com/tn-rep-who-pre…

Congressman DesJarlais is providing a good primer on how anti-abortioneers talk about PP:

Wow! We're giving $15 billion to PP? I mean, I support them and all but that does seem excessive :P

And Cecile Richards is the president of an organization that includes hundreds of clinics and allocates millions of dollars to millions of women.

I love her response that her mother taught her better than that... her mother, Ann Richards, governor of Texas.

The best thing about having my kid at 35 was knowing I would not be a 40 year old grandma.

Where does he think many cancers are first detected? Oh, that’s right, at a health clinic, like, say, oh I dunno...Planned Parenthood! The cognitive disconnect of these guys is mind-numbing. I feel like punching every single one in the face.

While I wholeheartedly support donating to PP, I would like to vent for a moment.

I want some of my taxes to go to that organization as well. The whole point of government is to do for people what people cannot do for themselves.

Funny you should mention that...

You’re never too old to be a bride.

Someone just pointed out the AUL graph has no Y axis. Good graphing, guys!

Yes, anyone in the DC area (like me) will be well-aware that it is not all that high. Really, the amount of money people make for doing absolutely nothing is astounding. I think she deserves it based on the amount of trumped up lies she has to deal with, as well as having to pretend that this political farce is a real…

No y axis label of any kind

This is what she gets the big bucks for, dealing with ignorant, self-righteous assholes. I couldn’t do it.

Gosh, I needed a little faith in humanity with my coffee today.